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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:00:37 GMT -5
LING-LING IS UN BEAT ABLE I'VE DIED LOT'S OF TIME BUT LING-LING KEEPS COMING BACK Ling-Ling said blood drips from his lips.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:02:53 GMT -5
"Oh good, because then I can keep tearing you a new one," he walked deeper into the ear and fired off in several directions. "Funny though. I'm in here, having the time of my life, and you're just standing around, waiting for the end. Is that fear I sense you oversized arsewipe? And you'd best hope you don't shrink any time soon, because it won't be pretty for you when you get ripped open."
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:05:46 GMT -5
KEEP TEARING ME AND NO THAT NOT FEAR THAT ANGER Ling-Ling yelled.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:09:08 GMT -5
Shin kept walking. He found one of Ling-Ling's retinas. He gave it a sharp kick then continued travelling. Usually, he was not a sadistic man, but he had been fighting too long, he had given in to his dark side.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:12:08 GMT -5
THIS IS IT FOR LING-LING SO CLARA TELL MY FAMILY I'LL BE BACK REALLY SOON Ling-Ling said.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Apr 11, 2006 21:14:58 GMT -5
"Okay." Clara whispered, barely audible to even her ears as she attempted to climb even further under the couch.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:15:16 GMT -5
OOC: Sorry I got a bit...dark there. I'm not used to writing in a humorous way. I'll try really hard not to get all...out-of-context again.
BIC: Hearing the word family, Shin sighed and exited Ling-Ling's ear. He slid down the creature's back and landed on his rear end on the floor. He put the guns away. Toot tilted her head in confusion, having no idea what had just transpired.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:17:57 GMT -5
YOU SPARE LING-LING BAD IDEA Ling-Ling said as he grab Shin and ear muz contined pounching him into the ground.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:19:23 GMT -5
Shin clenched his fists and took the beating silently. Even if Ling-Ling continued, he would not give him the satisfaction of letting him see pain. Toot looked behind the settee at Clara.
"...Think we should stop him?"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:21:57 GMT -5
STOP ME AND I'LL KILL YOU GUYS!!! Ling-Ling yelled as he continued to pouch Shin in the face.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:24:39 GMT -5
"Ling-Ling, that is enough!" the voice of the Producers boomed on the intercom. "If you go crazy and kill a housemate, we'll actually lose a lot of ratings! That means you'll have to live in a matchbox under a bridge. Do not force us to take desperate measures."
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Apr 11, 2006 21:25:04 GMT -5
Clara looked over the top of the couch. "We probably should..." She said. "I have an idea. HEY LING-LING, LOOK, IT'S NI-PUL!" Clara yelled to ling-ling who turned to look around, and paused his beating of Shin.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:27:34 GMT -5
PRODUCER YOUR THE ONE WHO GAVE ME THIS TOXIC WASTE ENERGY AND I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT NI-PUL I'M TO PISSED OFF Ling-Ling said as he pounched even faster at Shin.
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Post by Scotty Rave on Apr 11, 2006 21:36:14 GMT -5
"That...is...enough!" Shin raised his forearms, blocking the punches. "That's enough! This is going too far!"
Toot's eye twitched again. She raised her foot and stamped it. Unintentionally, she started an earthquake that knocked Ling-Ling off balance completely. Angry, she stormed over and stamped down on the downed monster's gut.
Shin already had a gun aimed at Ling-Ling.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Apr 11, 2006 21:38:55 GMT -5
YOU GUYS ARE RETARED TELL ME WHO STARTED THIS FIGHT SHIN DID HE'S THE ONE THAT WENT PSCHO AND TOOT YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO LET HIM INTER FEAR WITH OUR FRIEND SHIP Ling-Ling said.
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