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Post by Raymond-Raymond on Mar 28, 2007 2:50:48 GMT -5
| 1 | Drawn Together by Love | May 4, 2006 | When Ling-Ling is threatened with deportation, Clara agrees to marry him so he can stay in the country, not realizing Ling-Ling is desperately in love with her. | Read the story | | 2 | Two-Lover Conversion | May 20, 2006 | Clara faces a test of faith when she discovers her new husband is actually a Scientologist. | Read the story | | 3 | Love Is a Battlefield | June 4, 2006 | When Clara moves out of the girls' room in order to move in with Ling-Ling, Toot and Foxxy are unable to stop fighting in her absence. | Read the story | | 4 | Diary of a Mad Black and White Woman | June 25, 2006 | Toot is ordered to take anger management classes, but that turns out to be the least of her worries when she runs into an old flame on her first day of therapy. | Read the story | | 5 | The Return of Unusually Flexible Girl | July 10, 2006 | Unusually Flexible Girl returns to the Drawn Together house alive and well, and with a score to settle with one of the housemates. | Read the story | | 6 | Twelve Steps to a Happy Dysfunctional Relationship | July 30, 2006 | Toot's newfound relationship with Marty leaves Clara struggling with an emotion completely foreign to her- jealousy. | Read the story | | 7 | Fishnets of Desire | August 13, 2006 | The housemates go clubbing, but find private agendas getting in the way of their fun. | Read the story | | 8 | Fishnets of Desire, Part II | August 21, 2006 | The housemates attempt to uncover the circumstances behind the previous episode's climactic coatroom kiss with a series of flashbacks. | Read the story | | 9 | Flowers for Bleh | September 4, 2006 | Bleh receives an operation to make her smarter, but it has a side effect none of the housemates counted on- she is now extremely bitchy as well. | Read the story | | 10 | Hi Hi Ling-Ling Foxxyumi | September 18, 2006 | Ling-Ling takes Clara to visit his home in Asia. Meanwhile, Foxxy is irked when a teenybopper group records a cover version of one of her songs. | Read the story | | 11 | The Passion of the Clara | October 2, 2006 | Tired of Clara's relentless anti-Semitism, her nemesis Edward Goldberg decides the time has come to drop a bombshell on her, and informs her that her late mother was actually Jewish- which makes Clara Jewish as well. | Read the story | | 12 | The Religious Wrong | November 3, 2006 | When the leader of a prominent missionary group becomes smitten with Clara, she tries to take advantage of his feelings to secure a position of power in his organization- but she may end up being the one who gets used. (Note: This is a prequel to the first episode in the series.) | Read the story | | 13 | The Fox and the Bird | November 19, 2006 | When their gift of a Thanksgiving turkey turns out to be a live bird, the housemates argue over whether or not to kill it- a decision that ultimately rests in the hands of Foxxy Love. | Read the story | | 14 | Drawn Apart | December 1, 2006 | Tired of feeling helpless, Clara takes karate lessons so she'll be able to defend herself, but when Ling-Ling is unable to let go of his role as her protector, it leads to the first serious fight of their marriage. | Read the story | | 15 | A Very Drawn Together Christmas | December 16, 2006 | Clara gets stuck babysitting Wooldoor for the holidays. Meanwhile, Toot and Marty teach Captain Hero about Hanukkah. | Read the story | | 16 | In a Broken Dream | January 18, 2007 | A recurring dream about a car crash forces Clara to revisit the circumstances behind her mother's death. | Read the story | | 17 | Waiting for Timmy | January 29, 2007 | Foxxy receives word from Child Services that she may have a chance to regain custody of her son Timmy. | Read the story | | 18 | Frisbees of Fury | February 12, 2007 | The housemates go to the beach; Hero and Spanky use Ling-Ling to try to win a Frisbee dog competition, Wooldoor becomes a lifeguard, and Clara and Toot go to extreme lengths to stay out of the sun. | Read the story | | 19 | Pillow Talk | February 26, 2007 | Toot and Clara finally reveal exactly what happened between them during the role-playing exercise. | Read the story | | 20 | Two Steps Forward, Twelve Steps Back | March 12, 2007 | Toot resolves to conquer her alcoholism once and for all. | Read the story | | 21 | The Naked Truth | March 26, 2007 | A bad styling session leaves Ling-Ling completely bald and Clara and Xandir at odds with one another. Meanwhile, Captain Hero takes up painting. | Read the story | | 22 | Fear and Loathing in Morningwood | April 15, 2007 | When Clara's father informs her that he plans to pass a law outlawing homosexuality in their kingdom, Clara is forced to choose between her principles and friendship. | Read the story | | 23 | My Big Fat Fake Jewish Wedding | April 30, 2007 | When Hero learns that Unusually Flexible Girl never told her mother about their breakup, the two are forced to stage a fake wedding in order to satisfy her. | Read the story | | 24 | Crumpets of Doom | May 14, 2007 | The girls decide to leave the guys at home and spend the day at the mall together. | Read the story | | 25 | Will and Graceless | May 28, 2007 | Xandir's world is shaken to its very foundation when he learns that Toot considers the sexual encounter they once had to be subpar. | Read the story | | 26 | Queen of the Castle | June 18, 2007 | While the Drawn Together house is being fumigated, the housemates stay with Clara at her castle. | Read the story | | 27 | Ludachrist | July 4, 2007 | When Foxxy's ex-boyfriend, a gangsta rapper turned Christian, comes to visit, Clara questions his motivations while Foxxy worries about the influence he will have on Hero. | Read the story | | 28 | Movie Night | July 22, 2007 | The housemates settle in for an ordinary night of movie watching... and get more than they bargained for. | Read the story | | 29 | Road Trip I: Socks of Rage | September 2, 2007 | The housemates set out on a road trip headed for Las Vegas. | Read the story | | 30 | Road Trip II: Headache Hotel | September 20, 2007 | The housemates arrive in Vegas, but a lack of adequate sleeping facilities coupled with a faulty bathroom door latch create more problems. | Read the story | | 31 | Road Trip III: Viva Las Vegas | October 13, 2007 | The housemates finally hit the town, visiting a sex shop, a strip club, a wedding chapel, a magic show, and more. | Read the story | | 32 | The Nakeder Truth | November 28, 2007 | Clara agrees to pose nude for Hero's paintbrush. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling finds a sexual device in Clara's closet and begins doubting his ability to please her. | Read the story | | 33 | I'm Dreaming of a Black and White Christmas | December 16, 2007 | The housemates' Christmas plans are ruined when a massive blizzard strands them at home. | Read the story! | | 34 | Debbie Does Matlock | January 15, 2008 | Toot desperately wants her divorcing parents to reconcile, but she is opposed in this by Foxxy, who wants to pair Toot's father up with her own mother. | Read the story | | 35 | Game Night | February 17, 2008 | The housemates play board games. Silliness ensues. | Read the story | | 36 | Cataracts of Jealousy | March 10, 2008 | Hero, jealous of all the attention that bride-to-be Toot is receiving, tries to get Foxxy to elope. Meanwhile, Ling-Ling's father Jun-Jee returns to the Drawn Together house to try to win Toot back. | Read the story | | 37 | Ski Blanket Bingo | March 30, 2008 | Hero and Foxxy try to get away for a private ski weekend, not realizing that the others have tagged along to the very same ski resort. | Read the story | | 38 | Foul Balls | April 24, 2008 | The housemates take in a baseball game; Spanky and Foxxy argue over political correctness while Toot and Wooldoor get lost inside the stadium. | Read the story | | 39 | Richard the Third Person | May 25, 2008 | Foxxy learns that Uncle Benny might not be her biological father after all. | Read the story | | 40 | When Hero Met Toot | June 16, 2008 | The housemates are shocked to learn of a secret affair that Hero and Toot had several years ago. | Read the story | | 41 | Imperfect Match | July 18, 2008 | When a local dating agency offers to pay for the wedding of any couple who is matched up through its services, the house's engaged couples sign up in the hopes of scamming a free wedding. | Read the story | | 42 | The Hitchhiker's Guide to DTBL | August 21, 2008 | While Clara and Ling-Ling are away from the house, an INS agent comes to investigate their marriage, forcing the others to try to tell the story of how the pair got together. | Read the story | | 43 | Box Lunch | September 22, 2008 | At the anime convention, Ling-Ling runs into an old flame, and is left with some very loose ends to tie up. Meanwhile, Spanky is introduced to Wooldoor's new friend in the neighborhood. | Read the story | | 44 | Scream of Consciousness | October 23, 2008 | A Halloween party serves as the backdrop for the housemates' usual blend of comedy, drama, and general silliness. | Read the story | | 45 | Pipe Dream | November 19, 2008 | When Wooldoor finds a positive pregnancy test flushed down the toilet, the men scramble to determine the identity of the mother. | Read the story | | 46 | Mallbrats | December 20, 2008 | The housemates' latest Christmas adventure finds them at the mall during the height of the holiday season. | Read the story | | 47 | The Godsockbat | January 25, 2009 | While Spanky and Wooldoor vie for godfather honors, Foxxy and Hero debate over whether to give their baby a bris. | Read the story | | 48 | Love Talk | February 21, 2009 | Foxxy and Spanky launch their own radio love advice show while Toot deals with pre-wedding jitters. | Read the story | | 49 | Party Politics | March 20, 2009 | Interpersonal tensions threaten to derail Toot's bachelorette party. Meanwhile, Marty's bachelor party hits a snag of its own. | Read the story | | 50 | The Show Must Go On | April 27, 2009 | Toot's wedding goes off without a hitch. Well, maybe a few hitches. | Read the story | | 51 | A Tale of Two Wombs | June 20, 2009 | Foxxy and Hero's sonogram produces some surprises. Meanwhile, Clara begins to question her ability to become pregnant. | Read the story | | 52 | The Wedding Stinger | July 30, 2009 | Foxxy and Hero attempt to plan their wedding while Toot tries to settle into marriage. The two things are related, somehow. Really, read it and see. | Read the story | | 53 | Sea of Troubles | September 16, 2009 | The housemates board the ship for Foxxy and Hero's wedding, but the voyage turns out to be the farthest thing from a pleasure cruise. | Read the story | | 54 | Sea of Troubles, Part II | November 3, 2009 | The story continues. More stuff happens. Then things get resolved. | Read the story | | 55 | A Retarded Special Christmas Episode | December 16, 2009 | The housemates make their usual Christmas plans, and absolutely nothing happens to disrupt them. Nothing at all. | Read the story | | 56 | Hot Threeway Action | February 14, 2010 | A trio of mini-stories in celebration of Valentine's Day. | Read the story | | 57 | Born to Be Tame | April 16, 2010 | Foxxy and Toot try to encourage Clara to show her wild side, but she ends up taking things way too far. Meanwhile, the guys' poker game gets a little too personal. | Read the story | | 58 | The Drawn Together Movie: The Fanfic! | July 5, 2010 | The housemates see the Drawn Together movie and try to figure out whether or not the events in the film actually happened. | Read the story | | 59 | Poolside Rendezvous | November 15, 2010 | As the housemates spend a day at the pool, Spanky makes a bet he comes to regret, while two of the others ponder a big life decision. | Read the story | | 60 | The Gropes of Wrath | December 21, 2010 | A visit from a relative makes the housemates' Christmas dinner slightly more chaotic than usual. Slightly. | Read the story |
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Post by conor on May 26, 2012 14:18:50 GMT -5
you should send these to comedy central give them ideas and they might make them into mini episodes
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