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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 5:14:25 GMT -5
(I think we were just at this part...)
Ling-Ling was training for his fight with the Kontama beast when Ni-Pul walked up to him, "Ling-Ling please don't do this, you don't have to kill the Kontama beast to impress me" "I'm not doing it to impress you" Ling-Ling said flatly; "Oh" Ni-Pul sighed.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 5:16:54 GMT -5
Well Ling-Ling hows about we go take care of that beast Xandir said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 5:19:18 GMT -5
Ling-Ling looked up at his friend; "Sorry gay warrior, but Ling-Ling must defeat the beast on his own, and bring honour to the Ling family name" Xandir shrugged. "Fair enough"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 12:53:43 GMT -5
Well see you guys when I get back Ling-Ling said and then he goes on his quest.
Wait if you going I'm going and there is noth you can say to stop me Bling-Bling said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 13:00:41 GMT -5
Ling-Ling headed up a hill passing several signs; the first one said "WARNING! Kontama beast's lair near. Go back" the next one said "I am serious, turn around now unless you want to die" the next one said "Look retard, if you don't go back right now you're gonna freaking die you stupid fag!" and the last one said. Dick"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 13:07:04 GMT -5
This place looks a little scary Bling-Bling said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 13:19:40 GMT -5
"Don't be such a pussy Bling-Bling" Ling-Ling mocked and they went inside; a gigantic monster jumped out at them and Ling-Ling screamed and pissed himself. (No offense to Ling-Ling)
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 13:26:46 GMT -5
(None taking)
Now who's being a pussy Bling-Bling said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 13:30:13 GMT -5
"FUCK YOU!" Ling-Ling screamed; suddenly the Kontama beast picked Ling-Ling up; "ling-Ling has had enough of you!" Ling-Ling roared, then he bit the beast's hand; he dropped Ling-Ling and Ling-Ling and his buddy Bling-Bling got ready for battle. (Another Ling-Ling battle sequene! Lol! Take it away Ling-Ling's twin...)
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 13:35:58 GMT -5
(Thanks buddy)
Once again Ling-Ling yelled at the top of his lungs then he shot lasers out his eyes to the beast then Bling-Bling threw six shadow balls at the beast then Ling-Ling finished the beast off with his sword tail.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 14:33:53 GMT -5
The beast was down; Bling-Bling started taunting the dead body, "Yo man, you ai'nt got jack dawg! Yo, Bling-Bling is my name and I'm in the heezy I'll take care o' monsters nice and easy; cos when it comes to skill, this beast don't got it, he's a big ol' lump of sh...2" but before Bling-Bling could finish his rap; the Kontama beast stood up and squiahed him.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 14:36:32 GMT -5
Nooooooo!! Ling-Ling yelled Bling-Bling speak to me man Ling-Ling said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 14:49:47 GMT -5
"K..Kick some ass L-dawg..." Bling-Bling managed to stutter; "Kick some ass....." Ling-Ling looked up at the beast, he began to transform (Into the form where he's got loads of spikes on him from Hot Tub) he leaped at the monster and roared as the Ling-Ling theme tune played. (Ready to finish him of L-dawg?)
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 12, 2006 14:58:50 GMT -5
Ling-Ling then gets so mad he makes a shadow ball the size of (Goku's sprit bomb from DBZ) then he Ling-Ling says this is for you Bling-Bling this is for you then Ling-Ling throws his shadow ball at the beast.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 12, 2006 15:03:01 GMT -5
The beast tried to hold it back (Like Freiza did) but the power was too great, and the beast exploded; Ling-Ling saw his experience rising and he ascended to level Shmah, he also recieved 2000 gil and a magic fire ring.
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