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Post by claraclock on Mar 13, 2006 11:06:34 GMT -5
Hero pushed Wooldoor's face up to his. "Listen you son of a bitch; I just saved your life and if you don't give me 50 bucks, there's gonna be some serious fondling!"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 13, 2006 11:21:23 GMT -5
I didn't ask you to save my life Hero Wooldoor said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 13, 2006 12:44:26 GMT -5
The scene changed to Hero in the confessional; he remained silent then began to talk "Why did you change the scene to me in the confessional? I've got nothing to confess! Just change the scene again" Hero sat for a minute or two waiting for the scene to change, he sighed. "Aw jerk off assholes"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 14, 2006 16:04:47 GMT -5
Evil walked up to Clara and said so you ah love God huh.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 15, 2006 1:50:03 GMT -5
Clara replied, "Yes, I love God and all about God!" And the heavens opened up to shine a bright light down on her for a second.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 15, 2006 15:38:35 GMT -5
Well did you no God told people if you love them you would push them in a volcano so if you love your friends you would have to push them in the volcano so they can go to heaven evil said.
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elera
New Housemate
"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Mar 16, 2006 1:48:24 GMT -5
"Hmm, that does sound kind of familiar..." Clara muses. She appears in the confectional booth and says sweetly to the camera, "My daddy always told me that to show God we loved him, we had to go to other countries and make them believe in our faith or else we would destroy them! That's how I got my new penthouse reserved in heaven!" The scene changes back.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 16, 2006 19:37:05 GMT -5
So what do you say if you really love your friends you'll kill em evil said.
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elera
New Housemate
"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
Posts: 49
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Post by elera on Mar 16, 2006 21:14:49 GMT -5
"Who could argue with that logic?" Clara naively asks before sneaking up from behind her partner, Foxxy.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 16, 2006 21:18:59 GMT -5
Yes yes yessssssss push her evil said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 17, 2006 16:58:24 GMT -5
"Wait a minute, are you trying to trick me into killing this poor, innocent black girl?" Clara asked angrily, "Yes" Evil replied; "Oh.. OK!" Clara smiled and pushed Foxxy in.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 18, 2006 9:50:03 GMT -5
Holy shit! Clara's gone crazy Spanky said.
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elera
New Housemate
"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
Posts: 49
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Post by elera on Mar 18, 2006 9:54:33 GMT -5
Clara rounds on Spanky and screams, "HEEEEERE'S CLARA!" She picks up Spanky by the collar and says sadistically, "I'm going to have some bacon tonight! Yee-haw!"
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 18, 2006 10:01:06 GMT -5
Fuck you all this bitch is going crazy!!!! Captain Hero said then he flys up to Clara and trys to push her in the lava but evil pushed Captain Hero in first.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Captain Hero yelled.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 18, 2006 15:38:32 GMT -5
Ling-Ling clambered ou of the volcano, covered in lava, and leaped at Clara; "Ling-Ling will rip out your insides, screw them, and then stuff them back inside of you!" He announced; but Clara moved out of the way and Ling-Ling fell back in the volcano screaming. "Oh fuck not aga..."
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