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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 15:20:12 GMT -5
Here is a great story idea by Claraclock. Here is a summary of both plots in this episode. Main story: Captain Hero returns home after a long day of work. He says being a superhero is hard work but it's rewarding to know that you can kick anyone's ass. Ling Ling says that he is the greatest warrior in the world and that he could take Hero any day. Hero says Ling Ling wouldn't stand a chance against him. Believing that Hero is disgracing his honour, Ling Ling challanges Hero to a showdown to decide once and for all who the greatest warrior is. Ling Ling practices battle whilst Spanky teaches Hero to fight dirty. When the day finally arrives, Hero constantly mocks Ling Ling. Ling Ling hits Hero once and Hero gets into the fetal position and starts crying for his mommy. Spanky thinks Hero is trying to trick Ling Ling and that he's going to beat him up as soon as he turns around, but Hero is really just a big P.u.s.s.y.
Side Story: Foxxy finds out that somebody has been stealing all the food in the house and she forms a mystery solving team out of her, Clara, Xandir and Wooldoor to catch the theif, Foxxy style!The theif is nearly caught when s/he goes crazy and cuts Wooldoor's head off. His head grows back and the Foxxy believes she has the mystery solved. After a huge chain of clues that lead to one fat black and white cartoon character *Cough!* Toot! *Cough!*, Foxxy says the theif was Mr. Robinson who owns the Ice-cream store. The innocent man is beaten and taken to jail, whilst Toot (Who is obviously the theif) continues to steal all the food in the house.
Alright? Good, remember, follow the rules, and be sure to have fun!
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 15:21:45 GMT -5
Thanx Okay, the housemates were sitting on the couch when Captain Hero stumbled in and sighed with exhaustion.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 15:26:45 GMT -5
"Whew! What a busy day of kicking the shit out off Supervillans that was!" He said as he slumped down in a chair.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 15:30:42 GMT -5
Hero continued "Today I had to fight two rapists, three crazy guys and one dick who wouldn't know style if it kicked him in the ass! Which it did!" Hero pointed to himself and high-fived Spanky.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 6, 2006 16:02:03 GMT -5
Ling-Ling looks at Captain Hero angrley.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 16:02:45 GMT -5
"Oh, quit complaining" Clara said mockingly to Hero, "Your a Superhero, you can't tell me your job doesn't have upsides."
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 16:03:28 GMT -5
Hero stared back at ling-Ling and said cockily. "Ya know, I can woop anyone's ass, even your's Ling-Ling!"
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 16:07:41 GMT -5
"Well that's one upside." Said Clara.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 6, 2006 16:10:16 GMT -5
What you dare battle Ling-Ling I accepted said Ling-Ling then he shots a laser from his eye at Captain Hero.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 16:10:50 GMT -5
"Being able to kick anyone's ass especially LING-LING'S!" Captain Hero repaeted, "A DUHHHHH!" but he didn't notice he was now on fire because of Ling-Ling.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 16:12:17 GMT -5
"Whoa!" Spanky said, jumping in between them, "If you wanna fight, then fine, but you gotta do things the right way, you cant just drop the gloves anywhere, anytime"
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 16:13:11 GMT -5
"You gotta drop the pants!" Spank laughed and pulled his pants down.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 6, 2006 16:14:55 GMT -5
"No but seriously" Spanky said chuckling and pulling up his pants, "You gotta organize this, if you want to settle things the proper way."
Brb guys.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 6, 2006 16:15:40 GMT -5
Anything else you have to say Captain homo Ling-Ling said with a grine.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 6, 2006 16:17:14 GMT -5
"Okay rat-boy that's it! You and me, outside right now! Actually now's bad for me how about next tuesday at ten?" Hero asked and pulled out a diary.
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