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Post by claraclock on Mar 13, 2006 11:08:02 GMT -5
Ling-Ling kicked her ass and laughed "Ha! Ha! Say Ling-Ling's name bitch! Say it!"
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elera
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"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Mar 16, 2006 2:11:15 GMT -5
Captain Hero, meanwhile, was eyeing Foxxy's grandmother lustfully. He swoops next to her at super speed and says in his most seductive voice, "Well, hello, and who might you be?"
((You can always count on him having the most bizarre fetishes!))
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 16, 2006 8:33:11 GMT -5
(I see we have a new member welcome)
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elera
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"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Mar 16, 2006 14:07:54 GMT -5
(Thank you very much; it's great to be here!)
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Post by claraclock on Mar 16, 2006 15:06:50 GMT -5
(Welcome my friend  |
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 16, 2006 19:41:47 GMT -5
Well I is Foxxy's grandmother Olive what might you name is hero guy Olive said.
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elera
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"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Mar 16, 2006 21:11:46 GMT -5
"Why, I'm Captain Hero!" Hero announced, putting his arm around Olive's shoulders. "And you might just be lucky enough to the Olive Oil to my Popeye."
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 16, 2006 21:20:42 GMT -5
Why would you like to have a little fun with nanny Olive said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 17, 2006 17:00:01 GMT -5
"No Mom, you can't do that now that you have no pelvis remember?" Foxxy's mother told Olive; "What with the tree fitty?" Olive stammered.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 17, 2006 17:03:10 GMT -5
I do what ever I want bitch Olive said.
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Post by claraclock on Mar 18, 2006 4:44:27 GMT -5
Meanwhile, Ling-Ling was still very sad that his mother didn't come (And he later found out she was dead) so he decided to cheer himself up by entering a battle tournament.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 26, 2006 17:00:54 GMT -5
But the battle still did't make Ling-Ling feel bether.
Aww Ling-Ling what's the matter Xander said.
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elera
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"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Mar 28, 2006 23:06:48 GMT -5
"Family of much honor give Ling Ling no respect with their absence! Ling Ling is supposed to have three things to be honorable Asian: honor, family, and bad back from much bowing!" Ling Ling explains, looking morosely up at Xandir.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 28, 2006 23:08:53 GMT -5
Aww should I take you to the mall again Xandir said with a smile.
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elera
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"Ling Ling will use your skull for sex, and then for decorative birdhouse!"
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Post by elera on Apr 10, 2006 21:44:08 GMT -5
Ling Ling misunderstands Xandir and thinks of the word "maul" instead of "mall." Ling Ling nods excitedly, "Ya, ya, take me to this 'maul!'"
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