Hero or Nemesis

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Created By: Ling-Ling's Twin

Based on Marvel Comics and DC Comics

The four main super heroes are.

Robot Knight a parody of Ironman and Batman
Shadow Spider a parody of Spider-Man
Miss Wonder parody of Wonder Women
Dare Demon parody of Dare Devil

Hero or Nemesis: Chapter one: Trust No One

One day a group of bad guys were destroying the a bank the other team of super heroes were busy saving the day in the united kingdom and Robot Knight was lefted to kick some ass him self. Robot Knight flew in front of the group of villains and said what a great day for kicking ass.

Leader of Group: Holy shit not you again don't you get tired of messing with us

Robot Kinght: Not reallly the best damn work out I get day by day so are we going to do this the easy way or the hard way.

Leader of group: Get him.

Then Robot Knight and the group begins to fight Robot Knight begins the punch the hench men until all of them were down.

Leader of Group: Girrrrr I'll kill you one of these days.

Robotman punches the leader in the chest.

After Robot Knight takes the bad guys to jail he goes back to the Heroes hang out and sees Miss Wonder sitting destorying the hang out.

Robot Knight : Whoa!! what the hell are you doing are you out of your damn mind.

Miss Wonder looks at Robot Knight runs up to him and grabs him by the collar.

Miss Wonder: You I've been looking for you.

Robot Knight: O......kay I think you had to many drinks at the bar now let go of my collar.

Miss Wonder punchs Robot Knight in the face.

Robot Knight: Bitch!! have you lost your mind I'm giving you another chance to calm down or your fired.

Miss Wonder: I don't give a shit fire me.

Miss Wonder said as she punched him in the face and kicked in in the face.

Robot Knight: Not only are you fired your going to walk out looking like a train hitted you.

Robot Knight was about to charge at Miss Wonder till Shadow Spider and Dare Demon walked in.

Shadow Spider: Hey Robot dude Me and Dare Demon destoryed the...........what the fuck happened in here.

Robot Knight: Ask Miss Wonder bitch over there she attacked me and I told her to pack her shit and get out of here but she didn't listen never seen here reacted like this before.

Dare Demon: Miss Wonder what the hell are you doing he's our leader.

Miss Wonder looks at all of them then pushes Robot Kinght out the way and ran for the door but before she could even get the Spider Kinght grabs her.

Spider Knight: What the fuck is your problem.

Miss Wonder: Let go of me.

Spider Knight: No I won't let you quit this team I really lov.......like you.

Miss Wonder shots a laser beam out her eyes and it hits Spider Knight in the face and begins to run out the door. Spider Knight falls to the ground.

Robot Knight: Jesus tittey fucking christ get her and Dare Demon take her down with everything your got.

Dare Demon: I'm on it cheif.

Robot Knight runs up to Spider Knight.

Robot Knight: Speak to me Spidey speak to me.

To be continued.

[superiorkart]

Nice kick-ass story!

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Thanks part to should be coming up soon.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Hero or Nemesis: Chapter 2: Friends Becomes Foes

Robot Knight: Come Spidey I no your still alive in there.

Spider Knight jumps up on the walls and begins to climb up the walls.

Robot Knight: Spider hell yeah your alive.

Spider Knight Looks down at Robot Knight and shots a web at him.

Robot Knight: Come on your still angry because I took you girl friend Jane Mary ( parody of Mary Jane) to the movies and we did the nasty and you caught us I said I was sorry.

Spider Knight hops down from the walls and runs towards Robot knight.

Robot Knight: What the hell come on man don't charge at me like that I will protect myself.

And Robot Knight shots a beam from his arm at Spider Knight and sends Spider Knight flying into the wall.

Robot Knight: Holy shit man are you okay I only meant to knock a little since in you.

Spider Knight leaps back up again.

Spider Knight: Battle to the death you and me right now.

Robot Knight: If you want to be a dick head and bat.......

But just before Robot Knight could finish Spider Kngiht shots another web at him.

Robot Knight: That's it from this day forward you are now a villian to me.

Meanwhile Dare Demon was still looking for Miss Wonder and he trail stops at an old were house. Dare Demon gooes in the wearhouse.

Dare Demon: Miss Wonder come out come out were ever you are I no your in here I can since you........look! I don't no what your problem is but you killed my best friend Spider Knight andd your going to pay big time NOW COME OUT FROM HIDING YOU LITTLE SON OF A BITCH!

Miss Wonder jumps out from her hiding spot and punches Dare Demon in the face. Dare Demon hops back up and starts throwing his boommering back and foward to Miss Wonder. Miss Wonder doges it every time Dare Demon threw it.

Dare Demon: That's! it!

Dare Demon said as he tacled Miss Wonder and had her pined to the ground.

Dare Demon: Talk to me or I will end your shit right now.

Miss Wonder shakes out of it.

Miss Wonder: Dare Demon!! no.

Dare Demon: Miss Wonder is it really?

Miss Wonder: Yes it's really me I'm sorry I attacked you now can you get off of me?

Dare Demon: O yeah (chuckles) yeah now tell me what's going on one second you were with me and Spider Knight and then gone...........(gasps) you killed Spider Knight.

Dare Demon said as he tackled her again and puts a knife to her throt.

Dare Demon: You better give me a good damn reason why I shouln't kill you for what you did to my best friend.

Miss Wonder: I don't no what your talking about the last thing I remmember is me fighting you and that's it.

Dare Demon: Bull shit tell me.

Miss Wonder: I swear to you that is all I remember.

Dare Demon: BULL SHIT! you are running out of time to be alive.

Miss Wonder: Dare Demon........you would kill me.

Dare Demon: You got that right 3

Miss Wonder: I don't remember.

Dare Demon: 2

Miss Wonder: Dare Demon no please.

Dare Demon: 1

Robot Knight: Don't do it!!

Dare Demon was just about to kill Miss Wonder but then he looks up after he heres Robot Knights voice and looks up and sees Robot Kinight with a bucnh of scars on his suit.

Dare Demon: Jesus what the fuck happened to you never mind that he killed Spider Knight I can't let her live.

Robot Knight: No she didn't.

Dare Demon: Huh?

Robot Knight: You heard me Dare Demon now release her now!

Dare Demon looks at him in a (you sure you no what your doing way) and let's Miss Wonder go.

Miss Wonder: I told you Dare Demon but Robot Knight how did you figure it out.

Robot Knight: I had a fight with Spider Knight when you shot him in the face with some type of laser shit he turned just like you.

Miss Wonder: I hurted Spider Knight what have I done.

Robot Knight: Don't beat yourself up if you guys will come back to thehideout with me I will tell you all.

Dare Demon: If Spider Knight turned evil and attacked you were is he right now.

Robot Knight: You s=can just say he is a litte tied up right now.

To Be Continued.

[superiorkart]

Cool story part, man!

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Thanks part 3 is coming.

[superiorkart]

Can't wait! I got to think other stories later.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Cool.

[superiorkart]

I think the next one will be about Xandir and Toot.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Okay cool.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Hero or Nemesis: Chapter 3: Uncovering the Truth


When Robot Knight Miss Wonder and Dare Demon arrive at the heroes hide out they see Spider Knight with a blind fold over his eyes tied up to a metal chair with chains on him trying to get released.

Miss Wonder: O my God Spider Knight.

Miss Wonder said as she ran up to him.

Robot Knight: No! don't fucking touch him he still is evil luckly I got a few words out of him.

Dare Demon: How did you do it.

Robot Knight: I made him watch the nicest show in the world Threes Company.

Miss Wonder: O god that would of make me talk to that's torture.

Dare Demon: Sure is but now can you tell us how come Miss Wonders effection wore of and Spider Knights didn't yet.

Robot Knight: Okay like I said I got a few words out of Spider Knight he told me he worked for a guy named Rico he is the boss of an alien empire and was sented from another planet to destory us.

Miss Wonder: What about me how did I get caught.

Robot Knight: I was just getting to that Miss when you shot Spider Knight with that laser you gave him all your before memories and I asked him he said you saw a ice cream truck and wanted ice cream and it turened out to be a trick and since Dare Demon and Spider Knight was battling there asses off they couldn't see you and that's when he stuck you with a needle and gave you a virus and if spread it takes longer to wore off.

Dare Demon: So you saying is this Rico guy new it was going to spread so he sent her here and new somebody else was going to get it.

Robot Knight: Correct you are Dare Demon.

Miss Wonder: So were is this Rico guy.

Robot Knight: In New Jersey and were in New York so lets get going right now.

Dare Demon: Wait! what about Spider Knight.

Robot Knight: O yeah that's right somebody needs to baby sit.

Dare Demon: Thank you it's about time you agre with me.

Robot Knight: You stay here with the baby.

Dare Demon: What?

Robot Knight: Me and Miss Wonder are going to get Rico in New Jersey and you stand here and watch the baby.

(Robot Knight and Miss Wonder begins to laugh)

Dare Demon looks at the ground in shame. Then Robot Knight and Miss Wonder runs out the door. Dare Demon sits in a chair next to Spider Knight.

Dare Demon: Goddamn it I always have to be the bitch of the gang.

Spider Knight: You don't have to be the bitch of the gang no more.

Spider Knight said as he was still in the chair with the blind fold on and the chains on him.

Dare Demon: What?

Spider Knight: You don't have to be the bitch any more.

Dare Demon: What do you mean?

Spider Knight: I mean if you work for Rico you will be treated perfectly and not like a asshole.

Dare Demon: No fucking way would I ever work for a villian you can kiss my ass.

Spider Knight begins to think.

Spider Knight: Where am I and why do I hav a blind fold on.

Dare Demon: Spider Knight is that really you prove it.

Spider Knight: Rmember that time when we got weed and started smoking it and watching the Veggie Fables.

Dare Demon: It is really you let me get you out of these chains.

Dare Demon then cuts brakes the chains off of Spider Knight.

Dare Demon: There you go your free.

Spider Knight then kicks Dare Demon in the face 16 times really quick. Dare Demon falls to to ground with blood falling out his mouth and pulss off the blind fold.

Spider Knight: (Laughs) Remeber what Robot Knight said I have all memories of Miss Wonder and Miss Wonder is the one who smoked the weed with us and now welcome to our family.

Spider Knight said as he shot lasers out his eyes into Dare Demons eye. Dare Demon gets up.

Dare Demon: Lets go and get Robot Knight and Miss Wonder and make sure they pay a slow painful death.

(Both Laughs)

To Be Continued.

[superiorkart]

That's a funny story, man!

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Thanks more is coming.

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Can't wait!

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