The Super Heroes World

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

This story is a parody of The Real World just super heroes in it the seven super cast.

Nick Fury as The Producer

The Cast

Spider-man: The ass and jock of the house

Iron man: The common sense one of the house

The Hulk: The loud mouth of the house

Wolverine: The tuff one of the house

Storm: The friendly one of the house

Electra: The bitch of the house

Catwomen: The slut one of the House

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Created by: Ling-Ling's Twin

Based on the Marvel Comics and DC Comics


The Super Heroes World: Chapter 1: Bring on The Super The Cast



Day one The Producer Fury waited at the door for the super cast. Then Spider-man webs up.

Producer Fury: Eh Spidey nice to meet yo....

But before he finished Spider-man said.

Spider-man: Wheres the bitches?

Producer Fury: Huh?

Spider-man: You heard me black in knight now where is the bitches the females the fur burger.

Producer Fury: Uh Spider-man your the first one here.....I take that back it lookes like the x ship is landing in the back yard.

When they get to the backyard Wolverine and Storm gets off he plane.

Producer Fury: Oh shit we got the X-men up in the house nice to meet you two.

Wolverine: Nice to meet you two bub

Storm: Please to meet you Nick Fury.

Then you see Spider-man webs up in front of Storm and begins to talk.

Spider-man: Nice to meet you Storm I have heard of you.

Storm: I have heard of you two I heard you are a good exerciser because of all those flips and shit you do in the sky

Spider-man: Yeah I'm pretty cool.

Wolverine looks over and see's Spider-man talking to Storm and walks over there.

Spider-man: So maybe some times we could....

Wolverine: Nice to meet you Spider-man I believe it is.

Spider-man: Oh yeah nice to meet you to Wolverine I heard your a warrior.

Wolverine: Well duh why else would they call me WOLVERINE.

Spider-man: Well I guess your right about that.

Producer Fury then hears a boom boom sound. Then all of a sudden the Hulk comes in front of him.

Hulk: I AM HEAR HULK IS HEAR!!!!

Producer Fury: The Hulk we seemed to have met a while back but the last time you didn't have control over the Hulk and you destoryed the hole city which they are still rebuliding as we speak.

The Hulk: GIRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Iron Man: How many times are you going to talk about that same damn subject let the shit go.

Iron man said as he lande on the ground.

Producer Fury: Iron man now we got the two avengers here why don't you guys go over and meet the other house mates

Hulk: THAT OKAY WHAT HULK!!!

The Hulk said as he ran over to Sopider-man Storm and Wolverine.

Hulk: HI NEW FRIENDS MY NAME HULK!!!!!

Storm: Hello Hulk still taring up cities.

Hulk: NO HULK CONTROL HIS ANGER NOW AND NOW IS GOOD BOY!!!!!

Spider-man: Nice to meet you city killer.

Hulk: GIRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! JUST BECAUSE HULK CONTROL HIS ANGER DOESN'T MEAN HE STLL WON'T BUST HIS FOOT ALL UP IN SOMEONES ASS!!!!

Wolverine: Ha ha ha ha ha you tell him Hulk.

Iron man walks over.

Iron man: Hello everyone I am Iron man

Spider-man webs up to Iron man.

Spider-man: Holy shit could it be this is the infomous Iron man.

Iron man: Yeah it's really me Spidey.

Wolverine: Nice to meet you.

Storm: Nice to meet you.

Hulk: NICE TO MEET YOU IRON MAN!!!!!!!!

Iron man: Hulk we live with each other were part of the same team.

Spider-man: So that means you guys are fags hahahahaha I'm just fucking with you guys don't take offense.

Hulk: I SEE WE ALREADY WE HAVE AN ASS OF THE HOUSE!!!!

Spider-man: Hey I heard that you pussy!!

Hulk: GIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine: Let him go for right now I have a bet for you.

Hulk: WHAT IS THE BET ABOUT!!!!

Wolverine: Jesus you r loud let's dicuss it some where else

Hulk: GOT YA!!!!!!!!

A lemo drives to the backyard and Electra come out of it.

Producer Fury: More bitches my father would be proud of me.

Producer Fury says as he walks toward Electra.

Producer Fury: Hello Electra.

Electra: Out of my way nigro.

Producer Fury: Five years in this fucking company and not one bitch can give me a nice ramaek I need to go in my office good bye housemates I'm off. Producer Fury says as he gets into a helicoptor and flys off.

Everyone: Good bye.

Hulk: NICE TO MEET YOU ELECTRA.

Electra: Well it's not nice to meet you you green ass beast.

Hulk: GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THAT WAS THRID TIME HULK GROWELED TODAY HULK NEED TO CALM DOWN BEFRE I LOOSE IT.

Iron man: Nice to meet you Electra.

Electra: Beat it you fucking tin man.

Iron man: Huh?

Wolverine: I dare you to make a smart remark to me bitch!!!!

Wolverine said as he broughto ut his claws.

Electra: Down boy.

Wolverine: I'm not dog girrrrrrr.

Hulk: LET BITCH GO!!!!!!!!!!

Hulk said as he holded Wolverine back.

Storm: Listen I don't know were you came from or what's you problem but that doesn't matter I cmae hear to be peaceful with everyone but you keep talking to my friend like thatand it's going to get ruff up in hear.

Spider-man: You tell that bitch!!! Storm.

Storm: Now take you pick friend or foe Electra.

Electra:......I'll take foe bitch!!!

Storm: Takes it!!!

Storm said as she jumps on hears and begins pounching her in her face but Electra also fights back.

Spider-mman: CAT FIGHT!!!!!!! MEOW!!!!!!!

Then all of a sudden Catwomen walks in the back yard.

Wolverine: Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! look.

Storm while on the ground: Is that Catwomen.

Hulk: YEAH IT IS THAT CATWOMEN BITCH!!!!!!!

Spider-man: Get that bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!

Spider-man said then everyone charged at Catwomen for the execption of Electra who was still laying on the ground.

To Be Continued.

[superiorkart]

That was hella funny! ;D

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Thank you part 2 should be coming soon.

[superiorkart]

Ok.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

In fact I'm going to start part 2 now.

[superiorkart]

Ok. I'm doing part 3 of my Foxxy 4 story.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

The Super Heroes World: Chapter 2: Super Party


Catwomen: Wait!!! why would you guys wanna hurt.

Iron man: You know why bitch!!!!!!!!! your from DC Comics and were from Marvel Comics

Catwomen: So that's what this is about some body else created us.

Spider-man: We believe in he God Stan Lee we don't know who the fuck you worship.

Wolverine: Yeah and were going to chew you up and spit you out.

Hulk: TIME TO DIE YOU DEVIL WORSHIPING BITCH FUCKER HOW ABOUT YOU GO AND BLOW YOU DAD!!!!!

Iron man: You went a little far that time Hulk.

Hulk: SORRY!!!!!!!!!!

Catwomen: Would if I said I'll worship your God Stan Lee.

Wolverine: No way whore.

Catwomen: Can you guys stop wit the bitches and the whores.

Storm: Guys everyone diserves a second chance.

Spider-man: Well if the hot black girl says so why not.

Wolverine:(Signs) Fine but I don't trust this bitch and if she trys tricking us I'll rip her pussy off.

Hulk: JEEEEEZ AND HULK THOUGHT HE TAKE IT FAR!!!!!!!! I GUES HULK TRUST HER TO.

Iron man: Whatever I I'll trust her.

Storm: Good now let's have a party started.

Then all the super hero cast goes inside and have a party for sixteen hours.

Iron man:( Throws up) I partyed a little to hard this time.

Hulk: HULK AGREE HE NEVER SEE MAN OF IRON PARTY LIKE THAT!!!!!

Wolverine: Well I can party when ever where ever and still be on my toes.

Storm wakes up next to Spider-man.

Storm: (Yawns) Where am I.

Spider-man: Good evening baby.

Storm: O MY GOD!!!!! what happened yesterday.

Spider-man: Well you were really drunk and you came up to me and told me you want my you cream in your coffie and I said that could be arraged and next thing I know your blowwingf me and I'm........

Storm: Stop!!!!!! are you telling me you n=knew I was drunk and you toke avanged over me.

Spider-man: I wouldn't call it that but.......

Then the Hulk walked in the room before Spider-man could even finish and saw Storm and Spider-man naked.

Hulk: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS FUCKED EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!

Storm: Shhhhhhh Hulk don't tell anyone please.

Spider-man: What are you ahamed of it or something?

Storm: Very ahsamed now shut the fuck up! so what do you say Hulk will you tell anyone.

Hulk: OKAY I WON'T TELL ANYONE THAT YOU GUYS HAD SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iron man: Who had sex?

Iron man said as he walked behind Hulk.

Hulk: EH I SAID NOTHING NO ONE HAD SEX WITH ANYONE!!

Iron man: Hulk the door is wide open I can see the both.

Hulk: OH YOU CAN NOT SEE THEM BOW BECAUSE I CLOSED THE DOOR!!!!!!!

Iron man: Hulk what's wrong with you.

Hulk: OKAY SO YOU KNOW JUST DON'T TELL ANYONE STORM AND SPIDER-MAN HAD FUCKED EACH OTHER!!!!!!!!!!!

Wolverine: Storm and Spider-man had sex with each other?

Iron man: Damn you really need to learn how to shut up Hulk.

Hulk: YOUR RIGHT ABOUT THAT!!!!!!!!

Wolverine: That son of a bitch had sex with my partner I'm going in there to kick his ass!!!!!

Back down stirs.

Catwomen: Damn I need to have sex I don't even care if it's a stranger I just wanna fuck someting anything a women a man a gay person I jusat wanna fuck.

Then Electra comes in on the phone.

Electra: Okay Il ove you two bye bye.

Catwomen: Hey who was that on the phone?

Electra: None of your Goddamn bees wax.

Catwomen: Was that Dare Devil.

Electra: Yeah that was my husband Dare Devil.

Catwomen: So you guys are married...how long?

Electra: Five years now get off my case what you wanna a man or something that's why you wanna know so much about my man so jus t shut up go fuck someone.

Catwomen: I would if only I could get someone to fuck to fuck.........would you like to fuck.

Electra: What do you think I'm some lesbian or something?

Catwomen: No why did you come to this house?

Electra: Don't try and change the subject.

Catwomen: I'm not just answer the question.

Electra: I don't know I guess for the.........

Catwomen: Experiene right........ so come and experience me.

Electra looks at her.

Back up stirs in the room. Wolverine keeps jumping up and down trying to get to Spider-man on the ceiling.

Wolverine: Come on down off the ceiling and get some bub.

Spider-man: I already did get some if you know what I mean.

Storm: Girrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Wolverine: Hulk come and get him down off the fucking ceiling.

Hulk: NO FUCKING WAY I'M NOT IN THIS I'M GOING BACK DOWN STIRS.

Wolverine: Fine then mother fucker what about you Iron man fly up there and get him or shot a rocket cannon up there.

Iron man: Hell to the nizo I'm gonig down stirs with the Hulk two peace.

Wolverine: God I hate the fucking avengers Storm get him down by shooting him down with a thunder bolt.

Storm: I thought y'll never ask.

Storm said as she struked Spider-man and made him hit the ground.

Spider-man: H ha no hard feelings right.

Wolverine: Say good night bub.

Back down stirs.

As Iron man and Hulk what's down stirs they see Electra and Catwomen having sex.

Hulk: LESBIANS LESBIANS!!!!!!!!!!

Iron man: Holy shit!!!!!!!

To Be Continued.

[superiorkart]

(laughs harder and harder)

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Blad to see you like it.

[superiorkart]

Thanks.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

No prob.

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I just send you a private message.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Okay.

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My Conker: LAR/Drawn Together story is funny.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Alright let's not get off topic like the other ones you can tell me about it in the off-topic section.