Post by Val Emerald on Oct 2, 2021 11:06:50 GMT -5
The Jew Producer: Hello, Fanfic readers and welcome to another episode of The Change Up. In this episode, Our resident twelve year old girl, Abbi starts her first period. However, Since She's now a member of the Drawn together gang, Chaos will ensue! Drawn Together and It's characters belong to Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, Double Hemm, Roughdraft Studios, And Comedy Partners. Abbi and Mr Donkey belong to It's fanfic writer, Val Emerald. Enjoy.
Abbi:(With light turquoise hair):(Confessional)(Holding her stomach in pain) I'm afraid that today isn't starting out so well. For some reason, I woke up this morning with an agonizing pain in my stomach. Hopefully, Some breakfast would ease its pain.
Abbi (in her light green long sleeved pajama shirt and green striped pajama pants) Wakes up in her bed and holds her stomach in pain. She then weakly heads downstairs to join the rest of the housemates as she sits down by the kitchen table along with everyone else (Sans Spanky and Toot who are sitting by the kitchen bar).
Toot: So back in the 1920's, I was surrounded by guys of all shapes, sizes, and colors from black to white everywhere. I liked the attention but this gal needs "some" space. Am I right?
Spanky:(Annoyed) Toot, Nobody cares about your past anymore because you're a fat has-been.
Toot:(Angered) Hey! You're not so skinny yourself, Asshole! Several guys still think I'm hot shit!
Xandir and Wooldoor then notice Abbi weakly eating her scrambled eggs.
Xandir:(Concerned) Abbi? Sweetie? Are you okay?
Wooldoor:(Also concerned towards Abbi) Yeah, You don't look so good.
Abbi:(Weakly smiles at Xandir and Wooldoor) As much as I appreciate your concerns, I'm merely having a stomach cramp.
Abbi:(Confessional)(Dismayed) After I had my breakfast, I have decided to go back to my bed and rest. However, Clara noticed something that is rather unsettling.
As Abbi leaves the table, Clara notices some blood on Abbi's pajama pants which makes her scream. Most of the housemates soon notice the blood as well which also makes them scream in horror while Toot and Mr Donkey roll their eyes and Foxxy looks at the screaming housemates in bafflement.
Wooldoor:(Screams in worry) Abbi! You're bleeding!
Spanky:(Horrified) Holy shit! The kid's got a disease down there!
Abbi:(Notices the blood on her pants which horrify her) Oh shit!
Foxxy then looks at the blood in observation. Foxxy then gets annoyed as she walks to stand beside Abbi and face everyone else.
Foxxy:(Sternly putting her hands on her hips) Would Y'all just cool it? There's nothing wrong with Abbi. (Smiles) She just on her first period.
Abbi:(Confused) My first what?
Foxxy:(Reassuring to Abbi) Your first period. It's a release of blood coming out of your vagina.
Abbi:(Scared) Will this "Period" Be painful?
Foxxy:(Assuring) Aside from some cramps, soreness, And occasional nausea, It won't be too bad.
Abbi:(Shyly) Ms Love? I apologize if I sound clueless, But why do these "periods" exist?
Foxxy:(Smiles at Abbi) Girl, Foxxy's glad ya asked. When a girl is on her way to become a woman, She has eggs and baby blood. When a boy puts his penis, That is his pee-pee into a girl's vagina which is called a gigi, A sperm will go into an egg which will turn it into a baby. If a baby ain't made, The baby blood and eggs will come out of your gigi.
Abbi:(Shocked) And how long do these "Periods" last?
Foxxy: They often happen once a month for approximately five days.
Abbi:(Looks at her pajama pants) And how can my clothes be less messy during my period?
Foxxy:(Smiles kindly at Abbi) I'll help ya out in the bathroom, Baby girl.
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Smiling proudly) So Foxxy taught the budding beautiful woman to put on her first pad in da bathroom.
After Foxxy teaches Abbi how to wear her first pad, She kindly leads Abbi out of the bathroom.
Abbi:(Softly to Foxxy) Ms Love, I really do appreciate you for helping me out during my new and uncomfortable experience.
Foxxy:(Sweetly) No problem, Girl.
Abbi:(Politely) Would it be alright if I rest in my bed for a while?
Foxxy:(Kindly) Rest as long as you like.
Later, Abbi (in her new clean green pajamas) goes to her bed and lays down under her blanket while Foxxy joins the rest of the housemates in the living room.
Wooldoor:(Concerned) Is Abbi gonna be okay?
Foxxy:(Assuring to Wooldoor) Yeah, She's just adjusting to her first period like normal girls are. (To the housemates) Now everyone, Abbi's going through her very first period. So I wants Y'all to be super careful around her.
Spanky:(Rolls his eyes) Really? That's it? You want us to be careful around a little twelve year old girl on her period? What's she gonna do? Bleed on us?
Later, Spanky goes to the girls bedroom and smugly approaches Abbi who's reading a book about marine life in her bed.
Spanky:(Taunting) Well well well. Little dweebi's not so scary when she's on her period, Is she?
Abbi:(Irritated) Spanky, I'd really appreciate it if you would refrain from tormenting me in my state.
Spanky:(Teasingly) Well, Someone's being bitchy lately. What are you on? Your period?
Abbi then angrily starts to growl. Her hair then turns red and moves like fire while she starts growing fangs, Red horns growing out of her black beanie hat, Red ridges growing on her back, And a red dragon tail.
Spanky:(Horrified) Holy shit! Are all girls like that when they're on their periods?!
Abbi (Getting more enraged) suddenly pounces on Spanky's back and twists his head which kills him. Abbi then starts to savagely eat Spanky's body.
Clara:(Confessional)(Concerned) Since Abigail started her first period, I was concerned that she's more likely to commit a sin at her state. So I brought her a bible to hopefully prevent that. (Looks down in sadness) But alas, I was too late.
Clara opens the door of the girls bedroom to discover Spanky's eaten skull, Bones, and Abbi eating Spanky's severed leg which makes her scream in horror as she runs back downstairs to the rest of the housemates in the living room.
Clara:(Panicking) Spanky's dead and Abigail ate him!
The Housemates (Sans Foxxy and Mr Donkey) soon scream in panic.
Mr Donkey:(Baffled) Wait. How the hell could a little girl eat a pig by herself?
Foxxy:(Coaxing) Alright, Everyone! I's don't know how Abbi was able to eat Spanky but having her first period might also be scary for her. So We's gotta keep her comfortable and let her be until her period passes.
Captain Hero:(Lecherously) I know how to keep her comfortable...
Later, Captain Hero enters the girls bedroom and lecherously walks towards Abbi.
Hero:(Flirty) So... You're on your period, Huh?
Abbi angrily glares at Hero before he sits on her bed next to her and puts his arm around her.
Hero:(Seductively) I've noticed that You're entering a new stage in your life. So I was wondering if there's a part of you that I could enter in your life?
Abbi(Already annoyed at Captain Hero) angrily grabs his heart and rips it out of his chest which immediately kills him. She then rips his head off and tears every part of his body up with her own bare hands in rage. She then angrily washes her hands before she puts her rubber gloves on and cleans up his remains and her bed with cleaning supplies. She then takes a garbage bag from the kitchen to the bedroom, Puts Hero's remains in the bag, Drags the bag to the backyard, And buries it. Clara (Sitting on the living room couch) Notices Abbi dragging the bag to the backyard which worries her.)
Clara:(Confessional) After Captain hero's poor and sinful attempt to help Abigail failed, I have decided to lead her to a better path towards god.
Later, Clara brings a bible to the girls bedroom and carefully approaches Abbi.
Clara:(Sadly) Abigail, I'm afraid you left me no choice, But this is for your own good when it comes to God and Jesus.
Clara then grabs Abbi's arms as she's dragging the growling Abbi to the closet and frantically locks her there.
Clara:(Sadly) I'm sorry, Abigail. I just want you to find a way to heaven. So while you stay in the closet, I'm going to read the good book to you to help you find your way. (Starts to read the book out loud) The first story will be about Adam and Eve-
Abbi then suddenly kicks the door open which makes Clara scream in terror.
Abbi:(Angrily with a deep demonic voice) Your grandmother sucks dicks in hell!!!!
Clara:(Insulted at Abbi) How dare you! My grandmother isn't sucking penises in hell! She's sucking Jesus's penis in heaven.
Abbi then roars at Clara as she chases her out of the bedroom. Abbi then angrily slams the bedroom door as Clara screams and runs downstairs to Foxxy in the living room.
Foxxy:(Concerned towards Clara) I's guessing you had no luck with Abbi?
Clara:(Starts to cry) No. I'm afraid I was to late to save poor Abigail. And She killed Captain Hero too!
Foxxy:(Puts her hand on Clara's shoulder in consolation) Now Clara, She only gonna be like that for five days. During those days, We's gotta be gentle to her. Don't be forcing anything on her.
Wooldoor(Sitting on a couch) overhears Foxxy and Clara's conversation which makes a bright light bulb appear over his head.
Wooldoor:(Confessional)(Hopeful) I was a little scared when I found out that Abbi killed Spanky and Captain Hero on her period. But now I figured out that a good way to handle someone like that is to be nice.
Later, Wooldoor hesitantly enters the girls bedroom.
Wooldoor:(Cautiously) Abbi?
Abbi:(Furiously) WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?!!!!
Wooldoor:(Gulps in fear) I'm just here to tell you how brilliant, Strong, And beautiful you are.
Abbi:(Softens) Really? At my current state?
Wooldoor:(Smiles) Absolutely. Why, You look like you're well endowed in every way. (Winks at Abbi)
Abbi:(Softly) How... Well endowed to you think I am... intellectually?...
Wooldoor:(Cheerful) Enough to make Einstein jealous!
Abbi:(Touched) Oh... Thank you... I appreciate that.
Wooldoor: So would you like me to see you again tomorrow?
Abbi:(Smiles) I'd like that.
Wooldoor:(Excited) I'll see you tomorrow! Whee!
Wooldoor soon runs out of the girls bedroom in glee while Abbi starts reading another one of her books about marine life before she impishly smiles.
Wooldoor:(Confessional)(Excited) Wow! Being nice to Abbi on her period worked better than I thought! I believe that in no time, Abbi will be back to her normal brilliant self! I am absolutely positive that nothing can possibly go wrong!
Next day, Wooldoor (With a bag of chocolate candy) cheerfully skips to the girls bedroom.
Wooldoor:(Sing-Songy as he opens the door) Abbi, I've got some goodies for-(Immediately notices Abbi seductively lounging on her bed and smiling at him which makes his eyes pop in surprise.)
Abbi:(Flirtatiously) Hey, Big boy...
Wooldoor:(Surprised) Abbi! You're acting... Strangely beautiful...
Abbi:(Seductively gets out of her bed and walks towards Wooldoor) I've realized that no peepee has ever been in my gigi before. Would yours care to be my first?
Wooldoor:(Nervously gulps) Um... I'm very flattered by your offer, But I don't want to take advantage of your current state so I'm going to have to decline your offer.
Abbi:(Flirtatiously smiles) Are you sure? I won't mind if you take advantage of me. Especially if you use your... (Gently pets one of his wings which makes him sigh in pleasure) masculine anatomy.
Wooldoor:(Smiles in pleasure) Well, Since you won't mind...
Later, The surviving housemates (Sans Abbi and Wooldoor) sit on the living room couches while Mr Donkey's sitting on his recliner.
Clara:(To Everyone) I'm concerned about Abigail and where she stands with god. So far, She committed some deadly sins such as sloth...
Flashback to Abbi laying on her bed reading. Clara then approaches her.
Clara: Abigail, It's time for you to do your chores.
Abbi:(Angrily) FUCK OFF!!!!
Clara: Greed...
Flashback to Abbi in her bed maniacally reading a huge book about financial success.
Abbi:(Maniacally smiles) MORE KNOWLEDGE!! MORE SUCCESS!! MORE!!!!!!
Clara: Gluttony...
Flashback to Toot walking to the kitchen to see what's in the fridge to discover that all the fatty food is gone.
Toot:(Devastated) My food... Gone... NOOOOO!!!! Who could've had the stomach to eat all that food?!!! Besides Me?!!!!
Cut to a satisfied Abbi with a round belly in her bed burping loudly.
Clara: Envy...
Flashback to Foxxy slowly and carefully approaching Abbi in her bed.
Foxxy:(Kindly towards Abbi) Hey girl, How you doing?
Abbi:(Sulking) I wish my female assets are as big as yours...
Clara: Wrath...
Flashback to Abbi angrily slamming Ling-Ling to the wall.
Abbi:(Furious) What do you mean We're all out of chocolate?!! You better buy more chocolate now or things will get REALLY fucked up!!!!!
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Whimpers in fear) Yes, Ma'am.
Clara: And Pride.
Flashback to Abbi looking at a hand mirror in her bed.
Abbi:(Smiles at herself in pride) My my! Aren't you intellectually well endowed! (Growls)
Clara: I'm just grateful that Abigail didn't commit the final sin: Lust.
The ashamed Wooldoor then joins the rest of the housemates in the living room.
Wooldoor: Clara, About that final sin...
Clara:(Gasps in shock) Wooldoor! What happened to you?
Wooldoor:(Ashamed) Well, I tried to be nice to Abbi for a while. I thought that being nice would work until Abbi started seducing me. I tried to turn her down but she started to pet one of my wings and long story short-
Foxxy:(Stern) Wooldoor! I can't believe you'd be so weak willed!
Clara:(Sternly glares at Wooldoor) Premarital sex is a sin!
Wooldoor:(Pleading) But guys, Abbi and I didn't have-
Foxxy:(Sternly points at Wooldoor) Don't you be making no excuses. You's gotta own up for what you did.
Clara:(Sadly) Now what are we going to do?
Xandir: Well, We could send Ling-Ling in to fight Abbi.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Scared) Nuh uh. I'm not going there again. Ring-Ring never mess with woman on period.
Toot:(Frustrated) God damn it! If you guys aren't gonna handle the little bitch, Then I will!
Toot then storms upstairs to the girls bedroom while everyone else follows her.
Toot:(Angrily towards Abbi) Hey! It's time to end this once and for all! (Grabs Abbi and swallows her whole)
Xandir:(Surprised) Wow, That was surprisingly easy.
Toot:(Pleasantly surprised) Hey, It was. (Starts to hold her stomach in pain) Although I am feeling kinda funny...
Toot's stomach then suddenly gets torn open by Abbi from the inside.
Toot:(Weakly) Whoopty fucking doo, You escaped. Are ya gonna do a song and dance about it too?
Toot then dies as Abbi escapes from her stomach before she demonically roars.
Xandir:(Draws his sword out to Abbi in determination) Alright, Young lady! You better quit terrorizing and killing my friends or else!
Abbi then roars at Xandir in response.
Xandir:(Determined) Very well. You leave me no choice. (Stabs Abbi in her stomach which makes her shriek in pain. Abbi's hair then gradually turns back to light turquoise as her fangs, Red horns, Back ridges, and tail gradually disappear before she kneels on the floor.)
Abbi:(Starts to weep) You stabbed a little girl?! What the Hell?!
Xandir gasps in remorse as he kneels down to face Abbi.
Xandir:(guilty) Oh my god! I'm so sorry! It's just that you looked less like a little girl and more like a scary monster. Plus, You killed three of our roommates.
Abbi:(Turns remorseful) Good lord. I'm incredibly sorry about all that. Are all humans of my same gender like that on their periods?
Foxxy:(To Abbi) For some reason, It's just you, Me, Clara, And Toot that are sometimes like that.
Abbi:(Dismayed) Oh shit. this house is really cursed...
Wooldoor:(Notices Abbi's wound on her stomach which concerns him) Abbi, Maybe you should go to the hospital for that wound.
Abbi:(Puts her hand on her wound) I suppose I should... But can we get to the hospital in time?
Wooldoor:(Assuredly puts his hand on Abbi's Shoulder) No need to worry. Doctor Wooldoor here will take care of you.
Abbi:(Surprised) Wait. You're a certified doctor?
Wooldoor:(Smiles in pride) I sure am! I'm also a certified psychiatrist, Pirate, Jolly kids show host, Priest, Nurse, Sideshow, Sidekick, Pilot, Lemonade salesman, And a poorly conceived nickelodeon parody!
Later, Abbi's in a hospital bed in the household hospital while Foxxy, Clara, Ling-Ling, And Xandir stand by her. Wooldoor (In his doctor outfit) then approaches them.
Abbi:(Uncertain) Wooldoor, How severe is my wound?
Wooldoor:(Calmly) fortunately, It's not severe enough to kill you. However, You should rest for a few days.
Clara:(Concerned) Abigail, How are you feeling?
Abbi:(Politely) Well, Other than being stabbed, I think I'm adjusting to a normal level.
Foxxy:(Confessional) So after Abbi's all recovered up, We's decided to take the little baby girl to an italian restaurant to cheer her up.
Later, Foxxy, Clara, Xandir, Mr Donkey, Wooldoor, Abbi, And Ling-Ling are sitting at their table eating their dinners.
Xandir:(Remorseful) Abbi, I'm really sorry for stabbing you.
Abbi:(Calmly) You are forgiven, Xandir. I absolutely apologize for all of the chaos I have caused.
Clara:(Smiling at Abbi) Don't forget to mention your sins.
Abbi:(Shrugs) That too.
Foxxy:(Curiously) So Abbi, How was your... First time with Wooldoor?
Abbi:(Confused) What do you mean by "First time"?
Foxxy: You know... The first time He put his peepee in your gigi?
Clara:(Uncomfortable) I'm going to the bathroom for a while.
Clara then gets up, Leaves the table, and heads to the bathroom.
Abbi: Wooldoor never actually did that.
Foxxy:(Shocked) He didn't? Just for real real, Not for play play?
Wooldoor:(Ashamed) That was what I was going to tell you, Foxxy.
Foxxy: So what really did happen?
Wooldoor:(Uneasy) Well...
Flashback to Abbi (in her dragon-like period form) gently petting one of Wooldoor's wings in the girls bedroom.
Abbi:(Seductively smiles at Wooldoor) Are you ready for a time of pleasant feeling passion?
Wooldoor:(Moans in pleasure) Oh yeah.
Abbi:(Sensually) Well then... Lets begin...
Abbi then flirtatiously brushes her hand on one of his facial cheeks which makes him vibrate like a washing machine. A clum baby then comes out of his mouth.
Abbi:(Disappointed) Don't tell me you had a sockbat premature ejaculation...
Wooldoor:(Holding his clum baby in shame) I'm afraid I did... Sorry, Abbi...
Abbi:(Disappointed) Ugh... you can go.
Wooldoor:(Saddened) Okay...
Wooldoor sadly carries his clum baby out of the girls bedroom.
Wooldoor:(Suddenly getting an idea) I wonder... (Suddenly puts his clum baby down his pants)
Abbi:(Remorseful) Wooldoor, I apologize for being amorous towards you like that.
Wooldoor:(Cheerful) It's okay.
Abbi:(Worried) I don't know why I acted like that. I guess there was a part of me that felt empty and wanted it to be filled.
Foxxy:(To Abbi) Girl, Haven't you ever heard of masturbation?
Abbi:(Curiously) Masturbation? What's that?
Foxxy:(Smiles) It's when you put something other than a peepee in your gigi by yourself.
Abbi:(Amazed) You mean you can have your gigi filled... By yourself?...
Foxxy: You sure can. Foxxy will be teaching ya how it's done when we get back to our household.
Wooldoor:(Winks at Abbi as he elbows her) Her lesson is going to be quite hot if you know what I mean...
Abbi:(Assuring) Wooldoor, Whenever I'm on my period again, I will promise you that I will never try to mate with you again.
Wooldoor:(Disappointed) Oh... Well... That's good to hear...
The uneasy Clara then returns to the table.
Clara:(Dismayed) Hey guys? I think I started my period again.
A waiter then approaches the housemates.
Waiter: I'm sorry to tell you all that We're all out of princess cakes.
Clara:(Horrified) All... Out of princess cakes?...
Waiter: I'm afraid so.
Clara:(Turns angry with a demonic voice) HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!!
Clara then gradually turns into a giant purple dragon and breathes fire around the restaurant which makes everybody scream in fright.
Abbi:(Scared) Ms Love, What do you do when a female fellow housemate is on her period like that?
Foxxy:(Terrified) Run.
The housemates soon run out of the restaurant as Clara continues to terrorize it.
One month later, When Abbi's on her next period, She's back in her dragon-like form as she, Foxxy, And Spanky are near the front door in the evening.
Spanky:(To Foxxy and Abbi) Okay, So the plan is we do the usual routine where one of us almost pays the pizza guy while I shit on the pizza and show it to him unless anyone else has a creative idea.
Abbi:(With a demonic voice) I believe I have an idea.
Spanky:(Smiles at Abbi) Sweet.
A pizza delivery man soon shows up at the door and rings the bell. Foxxy soon opens the door.
Foxxy:(Speaking formally) Good evening, Sir. Thank you for the pizza.
Pizza delivery man: That'll be thirty dollars.
Foxxy gets her wallet out of her top while Spanky takes the pizza.
Spanky:(Whispering to Abbi) Okay, Kid. What's your plan?
Abbi:(Craftily smiles) I have a little something to add to the pizza.
Spanky:(Smiles in approval) Go for it.
Abbi then takes the pizza to the closet and closes the door for a few seconds. She then takes the pizza out of the closet and approaches the pizza delivery man.
Abbi:(Mischievously smiles at the pizza delivery man) My apologies, Sir. But I'm afraid that I didn't order this pizza... With extra sauce.
Abbi then opens the pizza box to reveal period blood on the pizza.
Pizza delivery man:(Horrified and disgusted) Oh my god! (Runs away to his car and quickly drives off)
Abbi then closes the pizza box and proudly faces Foxxy and Spanky.
Abbi:(Smiles) So? What do you guys think?
Foxxy:(Horrified) Girl... That's just wrong...
Spanky:(Disgusted) Kid, You sicken me. You ruined the pizza prank forever.
Foxxy and Spanky then leave Abbi in disgust.
Abbi:(Insulted) Well... Fuck you, then...
END