Post by Val Emerald on Oct 31, 2021 10:24:27 GMT -5
The Jew Producer: Hello again, Fanfic readers and welcome to our first Halloween episode of The Change Up. In this episode, The Red Guy from Cartoon Network's Cow and Chicken will visit the household to tempt the housemates not to act on one of their seven deadly sins for the Halloween challenge. Drawn together and its characters belong to Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, Double Hemm, Roughdraft Studios, And Comedy Partners. The Red Guy and Cerberus belongs to David Feiss, Hanna Barbera, And Cartoon network. Abbi and Mr Donkey are original characters created by its fanfic author. Enjoy and Have a Happy Halloween.
Foxxy;(Confessional)(Smiles in anticipation) Tonight's gonna be our very first Halloween with our two new roommates, Abbi and Mr Donkey. (Gets dismayed) Foxxy's just hoping that this Halloween won't be too much for them.
In the household living room, Captain Hero (Dressed as Johnny Bravo) and Spanky (Dressed as a hip hop artist with a white tank top, Golden medallion chain necklace, And red shorts) decorate the billiard table for Halloween while Foxxy (Dressed as a belly dancer with a sparkly pink bra and long pink skirt) and Abbi (Dressed as a witch with light green hair, Blue long sleeved dress, and a blue witch hat) decorate the book shelves, Clara (Dressed as a white nun) hangs some garlands of garlic on the staircase, Xandir (Dressed as a ballroom dancer in light green) and Toot (Dressed as a 20's flapper in black) decorate the kitchen, Mr Donkey (Dressed as Ralph Kramden from The Honeymooners) is sourly sitting on his recliner and watching a cheesy horror movie on Tv, And Wooldoor (Dressed as a jungle explorer) and Ling-Ling (Dressed as a samurai warrior) cheerfully walk towards Mr Donkey.
Wooldoor:(Smiles) Hey, Mr Donkey! Would you like to help us decorate for Halloween?
Mr Donkey:(Scoffs) No way! Shouldn't these young whipper snappers be the ones doing all the work? They seem a lot more excited about this holiday than I am.
Wooldoor:(Shrugs) Suit yourself.
As Ling-Ling and Wooldoor walk away from Mr Donkey, They see Foxxy and Abbi and approach them.
Wooldoor:(Cheerful) Hey Abbi! Do your wicked witch voice!
Abbi:(Looks at Wooldoor in bafflement) My wicked witch voice?
Foxxy:(Smiles at Abbi in encouragement) You know, The wicked witch from the wizard of oz. Come on, Girl. Where's your Halloween spirit?
Abbi:(Shrugs) Well, If you both insist... (Playfully grimaces at Ling-Ling and Wooldoor while impersonating the wicked witch) I'll get you, My wacky! And your little animal too!
Wooldoor:(Giggles) Nice choice of words, Abbi.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Glares at Abbi in annoyance) I'm a battle monster.
Jew Producer:(Announcing through the speakers) Attention housemates! I want you all to come to the living room!
Captain Hero, Spanky, Xandir, And Toot then walk towards the living room before all of the housemates sit on the couches and Mr Donkey remains in his recliner.
Jew Producer:(Announcing) Tonight, there will be a Halloween challenge dedicated to the seven deadly sins. Joining us tonight is a very evil devil who you might know from Cartoon Network's Cow and Chicken and I.M. Weasel. Please give it up for our special guest, The Red guy!
The Red Guy soon bursts through the door.
Red Guy:(To the housemates) Helloo!! It's me! Your guest for this challenge! (Immediately notices Captain Hero which prompts him to flirtatiously strut towards him) Ooooh. Hello, Tall, Dark, And sexy. I hope you're one of the more sinful housemates.
Hero:(Giggles and blushes) Oh you...
The Red Guy then notices Toot and Abbi.
Red Guy:(Surprised) Oh, It looks like Cow and Chicken is in this show.
The Red Guy then notices Ling-Ling and Wooldoor.
Red guy:(Gasps in shock) And Weasel and Baboon is in this show too!
Toot, Abbi, Ling-Ling, And Wooldoor then look at each other in bafflement.
Red Guy:(To the housemates) So in this Halloween challenge, Each one of you will be assigned one of the seven deadly sins that you can NOT do. If you act on your assigned sin even once, You will be dropped to You Know Where where you will suffer your punishment.
Clara:(Concerned) Excuse me, Mr Red Guy. Is You Know Where... Hell?
Red Guy:(Rolls his eyes in annoyance) If you can't tell already, Yes. That's what You Know Where is, Princess!
Clara:(Points at the Red Guy) And don't you know that It's a sin to show your nudity to the public?
Red Guy:(Annoyed at Clara) Uh, Yeeeees! Cause I'm the FUCKING DEVIL!!! (To the housemates) So anyway, Whoever DOESN'T do their assigned sin wins the challenge! The sin of envy will be assigned to... Xandir!
Xandir:(Smiles in relief) So I just can't be jealous for this challenge? That sounds easy.
Red Guy:(Winks at Xandir) Just wait til you see what I have in store for you, Pretty boy... (To everyone) So the next sin, Gluttony will be assigned to... The fat cow!
Toot:(Angrily) My name is Toot, Asshole!
Red Guy:(Ignoring Toot) Greed will be assigned to Spanky Hamm, Lust will be assigned to Captain Hero and Foxxy Love (Leers at Hero and Foxxy) My favorite housemates. (To everyone) Pride will be assigned to Princess Clara.
Clara:(To The Red Guy) Excuse me, Since I am holier and purer than almost everyone else, Shouldn't I be exempt from this challenge?
Red Guy:(Snidely smiles at Clara) What you just said, My little princess is why I assigned the sin of pride to you. (To everyone) Sloth will be assigned to Mr Donkey.
Mr Donkey indifferently grunts in response.
Red Guy: And wrath will be assigned to the smallest housemates, Abbi and Ling-Ling.
Wooldoor:(Eagerly raises his hand) Mr Red Guy? Mr Red Guy? What's my sin?
Red Guy:(Smiles and points at Wooldoor) Your sin is... (Gets Confused) Uh... Uh... (Patronizingly pats Wooldoor on his head) Just don't do any sins, Okay?
Wooldoor:(Cheerfully) Okay!
Red Guy: So LADIES!!!! (Turns flirtatious) and gentlemen, The challenge starts now. I'm gonna summon several temptations for you all. Starting with this.
Several dead bodies suddenly appear on the floor which makes most of the housemates cringe in horror as they tuck their legs closer to them on the couches. However, Captain Hero lecherously starts to remove his superhero suit.
Hero:(Sleazily) Oh yeah. Which one of you wants daddy first?
The Red Guy then snaps his fingers which makes Captain Hero femininely scream as he drops below the ground and into You Know Where.
Red Guy:(Rolls his eyes in amusement) Boy, Was THAT guy easy! (Sing-song) Oh Foooxy, I know how promiscuous you can be so here are some sexy men for you.
The dead bodies soon disappear. Some attractive shirtless men wearing black thongs suddenly appear which makes the housemates stare at them in shock. Foxxy's nipples then harden which makes her fold her arms to cover them.
Foxxy:(Dismayed) Hold on there, Foxxy. This is just part of a challenge.
Red Guy:(Smugly smiles at Foxxy) Oh and by the way, They'll be another guest star for this challenge. Give it up for Denzel Washington.
The nude Denzel Washington suddenly appears in the living room and winks at Foxxy.
Foxxy:(Gasps in excitement) DENZEL!! Come to Momma!!
Foxxy then tries to run towards Denzel but she suddenly gets dropped down to You Know Where.
Red Guy:(To Clara) So princess, You're the most perfect and purest housemate out of everyone else, Aren't you?
Clara:(Shrugs) Well, I wouldn't consider myself the most perfect and purest out of everyone else. However, I do still try to be good enough to get to heaven.
Red Guy:(Condescending towards Clara) Awwww, How humble of you to say that, Princess. Lets see how humble you can be after I show you these people.
The Red Guy then summons several minorities and people of the LGBTQ community that are more successful then Clara to appear in front of her.
Red Guy:(Smugly presentling the summoned people in front of Clara) Look at all these people. They're all so successful at what they do yet all you are is just some racist reality Tv princess. What do you think of that?
Clara:(Passive aggressively smiles) Well, As happy as I am for all these people, I believe that I will be more likely to get to heaven than them because white and straight people are the purest of them all.
Clara then screams as she suddenly gets dropped down to You Know Where.
Red Guy:(Sing-Song) Uh oh. Wrong answer, Princess!
All of The Red Guy's summoned people suddenly disappear. A large buffet of several fatty foods and desserts suddenly appear in the living room.
Red Guy:(Smiles at Toot in a sinister way) So fatty, Your name is Toot, Right? Here's a huuuuuge buffet just for you. (Sing-Song) Dig in.
Toot:(Folds her arms in annoyance) Just because I'm chubby doesn't mean I eat like a pig! How weak willed do you think I am?!
Red Guy:(Smugly smiles at Toot) Weak enough to give in to this.
An attractive man covered with chocolate, Sugar, Whipped cream, And cookie dough is suddenly summoned in front of toot which makes her ravenously drool.
Xandir:(Worried) Toot! Don't!
Toot:(Mesmerized at the attractive man) Sooo sweet... (Runs towards him in excitement) And he's aaaall mine!
As Toot's about to reach the attractive man, He suddenly disappears as Toot gets dropped down to You Know Where.
Toot:(Screams in frustration) God damn it!!!!
The Red Guy then walks towards Spanky)
Red Guy:(Sneakily smiles) So... Spanky, Is it? (Hands a bag of cash to Spanky) How bout some cash for the pig? It's all yours to have.
Spanky:(Offended) Is this because I'm jewish? Because if it is, That is a very offensive stereotype.
Red Guy:(Hands Spanky three more large bags of cash) Would you be offended if I give you a trillion dollars?
Spanky:(Excited as his pupils turn into dollar signs) Fuck no! I'll take it!
Spanky soon gets dropped down to You Know Where.
Spanky:(Confessional)(Smiles in satisfaction) It was worth it.
Red Guy:(Vilely smiles at Abbi) So... You must be the little girl of this group. Or are you a little boy? You know, There are a lot of things that make little girls like you angry. How bout NOT BEING ALLOWED TO GO TO ANY CONCERT EVER?!!!! ESPECIALLY IF THE SINGERS ARE INSANELY FUCKING HOT!!!!!
Abbi:(Smiles at The Red Guy in composure) Mr Red Guy, I am completely aware that you're trying to make me lose my temper. I have also been taught to stay composed during petty situations like this. So I'm afraid that there's nothing you can do that would make me angry.
Red Guy:(Imply smiles at Abbi) Oh really? I have a feeling you might change your mind soon.
A white long haired kitten suddenly appears and meows as he runs towards Abbi and rubs on her legs. Abbi then lovingly picks the kitten up and pets him which makes him purr.
Abbi:(Adoringly) Hello, Little kitten. Aren't you precious?
The Red Guy then suddenly yanks the kitten away from Abbi and takes him to the kitchen while Abbi follows them in panic.
Red Guy:(Condescendingly holds the kitten in front of Abbi) So you love this adorable kitten, Don't you? Well, Would you still love this kitten if I blow him up in the microwave?
The Red Guy then shoves the kitten in the microwave and sets the timer up for sixty six minutes.
Abbi:(Tears up in panic) No! You surely wouldn't do this! You can't!
Red Guy:(Still setting the timer) Oh, I sure would. Say goodbye to your precious little kitty before he gets blown to smithereens.
As The Red Guy almost turns the power button on, Abbi growls in rage as she takes a sharp knife from the kitchen drawer and runs towards The Red Guy.
Abbi:(Enraged) Get your finger off that microwave, You fucking piece of shit!!!!
Abbi then tries to stab The Red Guy with her knife but he soon pick her up by her neck.
Red Guy:(Smiles at Abbi in indifference as she uses her knife to swipe at him in rage) Tsk tsk tsk. Such and angry little girl. You know what i do to angry little girls.
The Red Guy soon throws Abbi down to You Know Where.
Red Guy:(Looks at the readers in shock) Did you really think I'd actually kill a little kitten? Besides, That's not really a kitten. That's actually Cerberus.
The kitten then turns into Cerberus the three headed dog as he gets out of the microwave.
One of Cerberus's heads:(To the readers) He'd hurt us but He'd certainly wouldn't hurt a kitten.
As Cerberus disappears, The Red Guy walks over to Ling-Ling.
Red Guy:(Smugly Smiles) So Ling-Ling, You're quite the little napoleon, Aren't you?
Several large battle monsters suddenly appear behind the Red Guy
Red Guy:(Presenting the large monsters) These big strong monsters are all eager and ready to fight you. Do any of these guys pique your interest?
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Puts his hands together in serenity) Ring-Ring appreciate your offer but Ring-Ring decide to participate this challenge with inner peace.
Red Guy:(Condescending) Oh really, Ling-Ling... You might have a difficult time being in inner peace... Ling-Ling. I hope you won't ever have to go to You Know Where... Ling-Ling.
Ling-Ling's spikes then grow on his head and back as he leaps towards the monsters to fight in determination.
Background Singer:(Singing) Ling-Ling on to-
The Red Guy then grabs Ling-Ling and throws him down to You Know Where.
Ling-Ling:(Screams in terror) AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Background Singer:(Stops singing in horror) You Know Where? Yikes...
The red guy then suddenly appears in a blue sweatshirt, Blue headband, and pink mini weights as he jogs in front of Mr Donkey.
Red guy:(Enthusiastically lifting his weights and jogging)(Sing-Song) Oh, Mr Dooooonkey. You're gonna have to move a lot if you don't wanna go down to You Know Wheeeere!
Mr Donkey:(Sourly grunts at the Red Guy) Hmmph! Just send me to that place already because I'm not doing shit!
Red Guy:(Begrudgingly) Alright alright! You don't have to be such a party pooper!
Mr Donkey and his recliner are then dropped down to You Know Where.
Red Guy:(Mischievously walks towards Wooldoor) So... You're the most innocent member of the household, Aren't you?
Wooldoor cheerfully nods at the Red Guy.
Red Guy:(Cheekily smiles) Even the most innocent people have their occasional fuck ups. So don't you ever feel like committing just a teeny tiny little sin?
Wooldoor:(Smiles and shrugs) Not really. I don't feel like it.
The Red Guy then summons a bag of candy and holds it with his hand.
Red Guy:(Smiles in an evil way) Oh really? Lets see how you feel after I SHOVE SOME CANDY IN YOUR MOUTH?!!!!
The Red Guy then takes a handful of candy out of his bag and shoves the candy in Wooldoor's mouth.
Red Guy: Trick or treat! Hope you don't burn your feet!
Wooldoor then suddenly turns hyper as his feet frantically stomp and his arms shake with anticipation.
Wooldoor:(Maniacally) Give me more of that candy right fucking now!!!
Wooldoor then runs toward The Red Guy, Grabs more more candy from the bag, And shoves it in his mouth. Multiple various sizes of arms with guns in their hands suddenly grow next to Wooldoor's arms.
Wooldoor:(Growing more hyper) Who wants to fuck shit up??!!!!
Wooldoor then uses all of his arms to randomly shoot everywhere in the household which prompts The Red Guy and Xandir to hide behind the couches in shock.
Wooldoor:(Pants as he stops shooting) Wow! All this shooting is starting to turn me on. (Looks at his primary hand) Speaking of which...
As Wooldoor's extra arms gradually shrink and disappear, He uses one of his index fingers to flick his nose.
Wooldoor:(Moans in pleasure) Oh yeah...
As Wooldoor nearly reaches his door knob, he suddenly gets dropped down to You Know Where.
Wooldoor:(Screams in glee) WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
The Red Guy and Xandir then appear from behind the couches as the shaken Xandir sits down on one of them.
Red Guy:(Disturbed) Well, That guy certainly did enough sins to lose the challenge...
The Red Guy then regains his composure as he walks towards Xandir.
Red Guy:(Smiles) So Xandir... I guess you're the last member standing.
Xandir:(Nervously smiles at The Red Guy) Yeah... I guess I am.
Red Guy:(Sinister) Don't think you've won the challenge just yet, Pretty boy. I've got a few more temptations just for you.
Several happy gay couples suddenly appear and lovingly hug and kiss each other in front of Xandir.
Red Guy:(Condescending towards Xandir) Look at all of these couples who are happy and in love whereas you have no lover boy to be all snugly with. Doesn't that make you a little jealous?
Xandir:(Smiles at The Red Guy) No. Not really. I'm actually proud of all these people for being able to express their love to each other in public like that.
Red Guy:(Puts his hands on his hips) So you're happy, Huh? Well, You're gonna be more happy when I show you someone... familiar.
Xandir's ex, Craig suddenly appears next to The Red Guy in front of Xandir as the rest of the happy couples disappear.
Xandir:(Gasps in shock) Craig?! What are you doing here?!
Red Guy:(Sleazily puts his arm around craig) Oh, I definitely know why your ex is here.
The Red Guy and Craig then proceed to ravenously french kiss each other which makes Xandir gasp in shock and anger.
Xandir:(Confessional)(Sadly) As I saw that fat naked devil make out with my ex in front of me, I've realized who Craig really is.
Xandir then looks at the kissing Red Guy and Craig in determination.
Xandir:(Points at Craig) You know what? I don't in the least bit feel jealous of you kissing that Red Guy at all! You always did those things to me when we were together and you didn't even apologize once for them. Sure, We had sex a shitload of times but you never told me that you loved me. I'm glad that he and you are together because frankly... (Scoffs) you deserve each other. You both can do whatever the fuck you want because I don't give a shit.
When The Red Guy and Craig stop making out, The Red Guy turns his head towards Xandir.
Red Guy:(Smoothly smiles at Xandir) congratulations, Handsome. You just won the Halloween challenge. You get to stay here in this nice comfy house while your loser roommates suffer their penalties in You Know Where. (Sing-Song) Ta ta.
The Red Guy and Craig suddenly disappear which baffles Xandir.
Later in the household living room, The Red Guy folds his arms as the housemates sin on the couches and Mr Donkey's sitting on his recliner. Toot's hallucinating and vomiting, Spanky has skin like pork rinds, Foxxy's burned and covered in ashes, Clara has a body cast, Ling-Ling and Abbi are both limbless while their bodies are covered in gauze, Wooldoor's Limbless, Covered in gauze, Burned, Vomiting, And hallucinating, Mr Donkey's unscathed, Captain Hero's smoking a cigar in satisfaction, And the unscathed Xandir's looking at the rest of the housemates in sympathy.
Red Guy:(Condescendingly smiles at the housemates) So ladies, That was a horrible experience in You Know Where, Wasn't it? At least it would've been completely horrible if (Glares at Mr Donkey) YOUR FLATULENCE HADN'T KILLED ALL OF MY SNAKES!!!!
Mr Donkey then sourly grunts at The Red Guy in response.
The Red guy then puts his hands on his face and cries as he walks toward Captain Hero.
Red Guy:(Bawling while pointing at Captain Hero) And as for YOU!! I have used each and every one of my torture devices on you yet you loved all of them!!! Is there anything that doesn't make your pee pee happy?!!!!
Hero:(Puts his hand on The Red Guy's back in appreciation) There's certainly nothing in YOUR place that didn't make my penis happy. (Turns flirtatious) Thanks for giving me a very sexy Halloween.
Captain Hero then smacks The Red Guy's Bottom.
Red Guy:(Yelps in surprise) Oh! (Smiles in pleasure)
Xandir:(Sympathetic towards the housemates) Hey guys? I'm really sorry for what happened to you.
Clara:(Glares at Xandir in annoyance) Oh, go to hell.
Red Guy: END