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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 4, 2006 16:04:03 GMT -5
My favorite wooldor wuote is sorta long, but here it goes:
"Dear fellas, I can't believe the way things move on the outside. I saw an automobile once when I was a kid and now they're everywhere. The world went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The parole board got me a job bagging groceries at the Food Way. It's hard work and I try to keep up but hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Wooldoor: "Hey, uh boss! Can I go to the potty please!" Foxxy: "How many times do I have to tell you ain't have to ask me! Maybe an hour in the hole will teach you" (Foxxy throws Wooldoor in a hole underneath the floor) Wooldoor narrating: Life outside is to much to handle I wish there was something I can grab onto. So thing can be like they were before I went away. The way they were was Clara and her lemonade stand."
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Post by claraclock on Mar 5, 2006 11:03:12 GMT -5
"To the Wool-delorean! wee!"-Captian girl
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Mar 5, 2006 11:16:16 GMT -5
God bought you here weeeeee!
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Post by lorelei on Mar 8, 2006 18:01:12 GMT -5
From Captain Hero's Marriage Pact:
Hero: Don't MAKE me kick your ass!
Wooldoor: Don't MAKE me suck your dick!
Hero: Don't MAKE me cuddle you like a baby!
Wooldoor: Don't MAKE me suck your dick!
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Post by lorelei on Mar 8, 2006 18:04:24 GMT -5
From Requim from a Reality Show
Clara: You said you were my friend!
Wooldoor: I AM your friend!
Clara: You're a murderer!!
Wooldoor: (hugging her legs) I know...I KNOW......are you as turned on as I am?
Clara: What!? What the hell did you say?
Wooldoor: I'm sorry! When I get upset I just say the craziest things!! Can I borrow 5 bucks?
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Mar 8, 2006 18:05:08 GMT -5
Lmao! I loved that!
Hero: Dont make me break your arm in 3 places, and then wrap it in 100 dollar bills!
Wooldor: Are you threatining me, Or bribing me...
Hero: What an insulting accusation! Take that back before I tear out your spleen, and then drive you to the hospital in YOUR BRAND NEW CAR!!!
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Post by lingmaster on May 15, 2006 21:32:42 GMT -5
"There's a simple bioligical reason why he can't-a drive-a no good!"
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