Lorelei

[Princess Clara Owns]

Simple answer, No. ;D

LOL! I died during that part. Sick and disgusting, but hilarious. I think he swings either way. But for some reason prefers his daughter, who just happens to be a clueless gullible princess! Just his luck eh?

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

So the king is by and a child molester.

[Princess Clara Owns]

More or less. An INCESTFUL child molester.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Yeah you got that right.

[Princess Clara Owns]

Yup. He is truely twisted. I love his line "You smell like your mother." That was funny.

[lorelei]

Or in Ghostesses: "That's one civil rights protester I'd like to turn MY hose on"

[Princess Clara Owns]

Lol. That was funny. Or in Dirty Pranking after he plays the video of himself and Clara says:

"Daddy, talk to him."

And he says: "Oh no! I'm not getting in the middle of this!"
That was pretty funny.

[lorelei]

That was great! Sticking with the Dirty Dancing spoof "Spanky couldn't have carriage-jacked father, because...we spent the night together"

[Princess Clara Owns]

Lol. That was funny, and then they all get killed by the Robo-Bugs. That was funny. Classic randomness.

[lorelei]

Life imitates art…well sort of. Weird coincidence…

I thought you guys would get a kick out of this one. We all saw the Clum Babies episode. It’s one of my favorites. I just loved the irony! Here’s Clara condemning masturbation & using clum babies to heal the sick – “I’ll put an end to this blasphemy before it saves the lives of countless millions!” until she needs one for herself when she finds out she has tuberculosis.

A lot of people don’t realize that TB is still a problem these days, and I heard you could have it for awhile without knowing it, walk around feeling okay. I have to go through a series of TB tests before I start my internship and it’s a pain. They stick a needle in your arm, then check you in two-three days to make sure there’s no reaction. Then they do it again within three weeks. Thank God it’s not like the flu shot – I hate that, makes me sick. Anyway I had my first test last week, and I’m fine. I figured I’d be smart and get the second one AFTER I get back from Italy – cause ya never know, traveling to another country. I doubt I’ll get it.

Well, my friend (who knows I’ve been doing these tests) called me freaking out cause she coughed up a little bit of blood this morning. Mind you she is a very heavy smoker, and every morning she wakes up with a nasty cough, so it could be from the smoking or something else. But her first thought was TB! This is terrible cause I’m trying to NOT LAUGH, because I immediately thought of that scene when Clara coughed up some blood. No, I didn’t mention it, cause my friend was genuinely frightened, and immediately said we shouldn’t hang out for awhile - she didn’t want to give it to me if she DID have it, especially now that I’m trying to get hospital clearance.

I told her, thanks for thinking of me but get your ass to a doctor NOW. Oh, and quit smoking.

Weird huh? I have a feeling it’s something else, but I swear if she has TB, I’ll eat my damn shoe. I hope she’s okay. I love her, she’s like a sister to me.

Back to funny! I loved the scene beforehand….gotta add that to funniest moments

Clara: I’m sorry I buy child slaves from third world countries (whips herself)
Slave Boy: Free!
Clara: I said I’m sorry, not stop dusting!
Slave Boy: Oh. Yep yep yep. (goes back to dusting)
Wooldoor: I’m sorry I masturbated (whips himself) I’m sorry I help people (whips himself again) And I’m sorry I spy on Clara going potty every morning.
Clara: What?! That’s disgusting!
Wooldoor: Oh, you’re one to talk, Princess Smell-Your-Wipes.
(Clara whips Wooldoor)

[Princess Clara Owns]

Lol. I loved that scene. And then next when she's in the Confessional.

"Is that... Blood?" *Dun dun!*

*Looks around, then sniffs the tissue* *Dun dun!*

I doubt that your friend has TB. It's probably from smoking, which could actually be worse. The stuff they put in your lungs... Gross.

[lorelei]

LOL. That whole episode was hysterical!! I will never look at VeggieTales the same way again (my nephews have the plushes, games, videos, ect)

Yeah, I wouldn't be surpised. I told her it sounds like a big wake up call for her to quit smoking. Her husband too. They both smoke like chimneys.

[Princess Clara Owns]

Lol. Ya, that's possibly my favourite episode.

As for your friend, how'd she turn out? Is she okay?

[lorelei]

I think it's mine too, or in the top 3. Both storylines were great - can't ever go wrong with a Clara or Ling Ling story and I really loved what Foxxy said about the Bible before Bob the Cucumber snaps...um (going into dork mode) kinda reminded me of this seminar I took in college - Religion/Literature/Philosophy - we got together twice a week to discuss what we read and the most heated discusions were on the Bible. It got ugly, and the professors were ready to take it outside, and I suggested a bear pit. Not kidding. If someone had a gun....

Goes to show ya how much this show truly hits home with real life. I've learned to keep an open mind, and also to keep my mouth shut around certain members of my family. (end dork mode)

My friend is okay, thanks for asking! I called her when I got in, and right away, she had gossip to tell me, which is a good sign. She had gone to see the doctor and he said there could be 140 different reasons for that bit of blood, but he ruled out TB. And since it hasn't happened since, there's nothing to worry about. But she should quit smoking.

There are a lot of heavy smokers in Italy! I'm happy to say I wasn't tempted at all, even after a few drinks. I was disgusted actually. I kept away from it.

More on Italy later. Lots to tell.

[Princess Clara Owns]

Ya, that episode was great. Your right though when you say it shows that DT deals with real issues. If you look closely each episode deals with some sort of problem with society. Dare I say it, but each episode has a morale somewhere in it. The issues aren't dealt with seriously mind you, they're more to show us how retarded we can be sometimes. When we laugh at DT, we pretty much laugh at ourselves. That's why I think some people are offended by this show, because they can't laugh at themselves. Which is a little bit sad in my mind...

Good to hear that your friend is doing well. Hopefully she gives quitting some thought after that.

Can't wait to hear about Italy!