Insurance Repercussions

[Princess Clara Owns]

Another good idea from Elera

Insurance Repercussions: Spanky Ham's wife and children find out about Spanky's brief marriage with Xandir for the health insurance when a medical bill arrives in the mail addressed to Spanky and Xandir. A full out war over who gets custody over Spanky ensues. The battle gets even more insane when Ling Ling claims that he owns the "honorable pig demon" because he wants to start training others to be battle monsters instead of him acting as one alone (he wants to increase his homicidal stats ten-fold by using others as well as his own powers).

Okey day there ya go!

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Captain Hero begins to pick up the mail and begins to read it.

Foxxy Ling-Ling Toot and Clara you've got mail. And then Hero spots one more mail.
Uhhhhh Xandir and Spanky you've got fucking mail.

[elera]

Xandir pipes up, looking excited. "Oohhhh, goody! Is it the new Body Builders in Speedos Monthly?"

Spanky looks equally excited, "Or is it the new Newgrounds Review?"

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Oh it says bill Captain Hero said.