Drawn Survivor

[lingmaster]

This is the thred in DTFF that never finished so I'm planning on doing it again.

This fanfic is like survivor and Drawn together mixed but only. There will be 6 cartoon characters and 2 Drawn Together characters.


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Characters for the show
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[ Odd using a bunch of attacks while he's in Lyoko]
Odd: Code Lyoko
[ Then you see Bloo runing around in circles]
Bloo: Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
[ You see Spongebob Laughing]
Spongebob:well... Spongebob Squarepants
[Pikachu using Thunder shock on team rocket]
Pikachu: Pokemon
[ Stewie is blasting a whole buncha' people]
Stewie: Family guy
[Eric Catman flippin' someone off]
Eric: South Park
[ Ling-Ling Charging up his shadow ball]
Ling-Ling: Special Guest A
[Spanky taking a shit]
Spanky: Special Guest B
Only 3 will survive, one will be the winner of $1,000,000 dollars in Drawn Survivor!
Setting: Drawn Together house
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Episode 1: Are you my brother? Part 1
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Host: Hi guys! I'm the host here but you can call me Jeff! Ok lets meet our fist contestant. Lets welcome, Odd!
[ Odd walks in the living room]
Jeff: Hi Odd!
Odd: Hi Jeff!
Jeff: There's going to be a tough challenge here so you think you can win that $1,000,000 dollars?
Odd: I can kick all of their asses in one blow!
Jeff: Now lets meet the Yellow rat, Pikachu!!!!!!
[ Pikachu comes in]
Odd(CC): I'm going against a rat? Oh come on!!!!! It's a stupid rat! I can totaly kick hiss ass the easiest!
Jeff: We have to put a translation english device that lets us understand Pikachu! So are you up to the challenge Pikachu?
Pikachu: I'm ready anytime! *Thundershocks the flowers in a vase*
Odd(CC): He has electrical powers! Dammmmmn! This might be hard after all but I've been in worses situations like when X.A.N.A. took over some trains and we had to save them so they wouldn't blow up.
Pikachu(CC): I'm going up against a kid. Hahahahahaha! No seriously. He might be a trouble som i guess but Lets see the other conestants.
Jeff: Time to meet that nuber one Sponge, Spongebob!
*Spongebob comes in*
Jeff: I'll spray this special stuff on Spongebob so he won't shrival up! *Sprays special stuff on* So you ready?
Spongebob: I'm ready!!!!!
Jeff: Well he seems eager! Now lets meet our next contestant!
Bloo(OS): Come on already!!!!
Jeff: Ok lets meet the mean , lean, uhhh...thing machine, Bloo!!!!!!!!!
*Bloo enters with a classy entrance*
Bloo: Hi Jeff! Hows it going?
Jeff: Just fine Bloo. You ready to win $1,000,000?
Bloo: I'm always in for money!
*commercial break*
Jeff: As you may of remembered, we just introduced Odd, Pikachu, Bloo, and Spongebob! But there is more to go! Now put your hands toghether from the kid in the Mountains, Eric Cartman!
*Eric walks in*
Eric: Please, call me Cartman ok bitch?
Jeff: Uhhh.....ok Cartman. Now, are you ready to win that $1,000,000?
Cartman: What the fuck? Of course I am!
Jeff: Alright! Now time to meet our next contestent, Stewie from the famous Family Guy!!!!
*Stewie enters*
Stewie: Hello people.
Jeff: Hi Stewie! Ready to take that million dollars home?
Stewie: At least this is better when I won the lottery.
*flash back to a lottery*
Guy: And the numbers are 56, 21, 37, and 82!
Stewie: Yes! Yes! I won! Now the world is mine!
Guy: But there was a misunderstanding ith the money because some fat guy destroyed the white house, the money we will give now is 72 cents.
Stewie: Blast!
*End Flashback*
Jeff: Time to meet a special contestant A! Please welcome, Ling-Ling!
*Ling-Ling comes in with the same thing Pikachu is wearing*
Ling-Ling: It is honor to put this American device so I can speak American!
Jeff: Thanks Ling-Ling! Now time for our last contestant, Spanky Ham!!!!!
*Spanky enters*
Jeff: Hi Spanky!
Spanky:H-
Jeff: Yea yea whatever! Now here are the rules.

1. No killing people
2. No swearing to kill people
3. No asking anyone to a challenge to the death. *Glares at Ling-Ling*
4. No leaving the house.
*1 Hour later*
Jeff: Bloo, Spongebob, and Ling-Ling will share the orange room, Spannky, Cartman, and Odd will share purple room, and Pikachu and Stewie, take Green room. Now lets begin!
Odd(CC): I'm gong against a yellow rat, ornge rat, some...thing, a kid, a sponge, a baby, and a pig. WTF?
Pikachu(CC): My contestants are a little out of the ordinary, especially Ling-Ling. He looks alot like me!
Ling-Ling(CC): I am honored to have Pikachu with me at this moment. All of the contestants dishonor Ling-Ling because of American Stupidity.
Spanky(CC): What the hell does Jeff have against me? I didn't do anything to him! At least Ling-Ling is here. All of the opponets are weird especially that kid with the weird hair.
Bloo(CC): I am the greatest! But I'm a little worried about getting voted off, Those other characters look tough to beat but as we all know, I'm the greatest.
Stewie(CC): You know, I think I can't do it. They look weak but I just think I can;t do it. I'll try though.
Cartman(CC): *Moons the camera man* Ha ha! I'm gonna' win!
*Everyone is in the living room lounging around*
Pikachu: Has anyone seen the Pokemon episode where all of those kids got seizures
Everyone except Pikachu and Ling-Ling:...
Ling-Ling: I have.
Pikachu: Of course you didn't. It got banned. But I have the tape to the episode. *Shows everyone the tape*
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1 hr. later after they got their vision back
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Odd: Wow.
Spongebob: I have a question Pikachu, are you and Ling-Ling brothers?
Ling-Ling and Pikachu: *Thinking*
Ling-Ling: We actually never tested that out.
Pikachu: To the lab!
*Cheeesy Batman theme song is playing*
*Everyone goes in a elevator forced to listen to dumb elevator music*
*Everyone gets out of the elevator and Batman song plays again*
Cartman: Finally. I've been waiting all day for this fags.
Spongebob: I'm so excited!
Stewie: Ok Ling-Ling, go in that pod and Pikachu, go in the other pod.
*Pikachu and Ling-Ling get in the pods*
Stewie: Ok lets turn on the switch. *flips swithc and pods start to spin around and 10 sec. later, they stop*
Stewie: *Looks at screen* Looks like they are...

Are Pikachu and Ling-Ling brothers? Or are they not? Tune in for Drawn Survivor!

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Pretty good man.

[lingmaster]

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Character's Bios
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Pikachu: A smoke addict

Odd: A player trying to find the perfect girl.

Bloo: A royal pain in the ass.

Cartman: Same

Spongebob: A gaywad who has nothing better to do.

Stewie: Same

Ling-Ling: Same

Spanky: Same


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PART 2!
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Stewie: Looks like the are related. 3rd cousins to be infact.

Pikachu: *smoking some weed* Wow....that was like unexspected.

Ling-Ling: You said it.

Producer: Attention housemates! We will have a special guest coming!

*everyone is outside waiting for the guest*

Ling-Ling: *in CR* Ling-Ling hope it someone Ling-Ling knows.

Spongebob: *in CR* I hope it's Patrick!

*someone in a robe walks up to the housemates and takes of robe revealing Ni-Pul*

Ling-Ling: *in CR* TAKE THAT STUPID BOY!

Odd: *in CR* Darn, I was hoping it was Sissi. I wanted to fuck her.

*Pikachu, Bloo, and Stewie are watching TV, Ling-Ling and Ni-Pul are upstairs making out, Spanky, Odd, Spongebob, and Eric are in the kitchen*

Bloo: What's up with Pikachu? He looks all lovey dovey. It makes me sick!
Stewie: *is flipping through channels* Oh I'm sorry. I was ignroing your whining!
Pikachu: Bloo, Stewie, there is soemthing I want to ask you.
Bloo: *jumps on Pikachu and holds on to his fur* TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL ME!
Pikachu: *zaps Bloo* Well...Pikachu is in love.
Bloo&Stewie: *laugh at Pikachu*
Pikachu: *in CR* Seriously, they are just assholes.
Stewie: That was the most ridiculas thing I ever heard except when Peter found soemthing in his cereal.
*Flashback*
Peter: Oh my god Brian there's a message in my Alphabits! It spells "Ooooooooooooo"!
Brian: Peter thoes are Cherrios.
*end Flashback*
Bloo: Who*laughs*is it?
Pikachu: Ni-Pul.

BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!

Turn in next week for Drawn Survivor!

[superiorkart]

Great story you got there. ^_^

[lingmaster]

Now back to Drawn Survivor!

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Drawn Survivor
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Stewie: Yeah....uh I don't worry I won't tell anyone. *Stewie leaves*

Bloo: .....anyway wanna watch TV?

Pikachu: Sure. *rolls soem weed into a little roll and smokes*

*in the kitchen*

Spanky: And then I crapped on the retard!

*Spanky, Odd, Spongebob, and Cartman laugh*

Spongebob: Retard, that's a cool word.

Stewie: Hi guys.

Spongebob: Hi retard! *laughs*

*Stewie punches Spongebob but has no effect*

Stewie: BLAST! Anway...Pikachu has a girlfriend.

*everyoen starts laughing*

Odd: *in CR* It was good fro Pikachu. Maybe I could teach him some tips.

Eric: who's he in love with?

Stewie: Ni-Pul! *he is the only one who laughs*

Spanky: Dude, that isn't funny.

Stewie: *still laughing* Why isn't it? *continues to laugh*

Odd: Dude, Ni-Pul is in love with Ling-Ling.

BUM BUM!

Eric: Where's that noise coming from?

BUM BUM!

Eric: STOP IT!

BUM BUM!

*Stewie gets a blaster and shoots a boombox*

Stewie: Gee, I hope Pikachu won't tell her that.

*Pikachu walks in*

Pikachu: *high* Dudes, I'm totaly going to ask Ni-Pul out.

DUN DUN! DU- *Stewie blasts another boombox*

Jeff: Attention hosue guests! We will begin our first challenge to see who gets the immunity bling.

*everyone even Ni-Pul is out in the back yard*

Jeff: Ok guys your fist challenge is to try and find as much eggs you can find that I hidden in the back yard. Ni-Pul will also get a chance to vote also being a guest. Annnnd GO!

*later*

Jeff: Ok, Pikachu found 2 eggs, Odd found 1, Stewie found 2, Eric found 3, Spongebob found 4, Ling-Ling found 3, Spanky found 0, Blo-

Spanky: Wait! I have an egg right here!

Jeff: TOO BAD! Bloo found 2 and Ni-Pul found 6. So Ni-Pul wins! *gives Ni-Pul immunity bling* Now it is time....to vote! *in basement* Now each of you can vote 1 person out except for Ni-Pul.

*Spanky gets up and writes "Spongebob"*

Spanky: Damn your gay! *puts paper in box*

Stewie: *writes down "Spongebob"* That's for calling me a fag. *puts paper in box*

Bloo: *doesn't show his and puts his in box* It's none of your business.

*Eric, Ling-Ling, Odd, Ni-Pul, and Pikachu do the same*

Spongebob: *writes "Stewie"* That's for punching me.

Who will get voted off? I really don't care. Tune in next week!

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To be continued
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[superiorkart]

Nice chapter. :lol:

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

For real nice.

[superiorkart]

I hope the nexy chappy will be better.

[lingmaster]

The next chapter will have it's first Uh-DUHHH played by Bloo.

[bulletbill]

I can not wait!

[superiorkart]

Me too. ^_^

[lingmaster]

Note: Each episdoe will have 4 chapters.

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Chapter four
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Jeff: Before we find out who will get voted off, how abotu a nice dinner!

*camera pans to the dining room where everyone is seated*

Stewie *in CR*: The dinner went well untill that stupid Pikachu butted in.

*back in dining room*

Pikachu: Hey Ni-Pul, I need to like, tell you something.

Ni-Pul: What is it?

Pikachu: I...think your hot!

Ling-Ling *in CR*: Was Pikachu hitting on Ni-Pul or was he just high from the weed?

Pikachu: I..love you!

Ling-Ling: Pikachu, are you high.

Stewie: *gets out some little machine* Apparently this machine says he isn't.

Cartman: BUM BUM BUM!

Ling-Ling: We must settle this in combat! 1 hour in the back yard!

Pikachu: Deal!

*both growl at each other*

Bloo: Hmmm......

*after dinner*

Stewie: What do you want Bloo?

Bloo: Selling tickits.

Stewie: Huh?

Bloo: If we sell tickits for 200$ we can get $1,600!

Stewie: We'll be rich!

Bloo: Uh-DUHHHHHHHH!

*In the living room*

Spongebob: *watching TV* This show rocks!!

Bloo: You want to see the fight with Ling-Ling and Pikachu?

Spongebob: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Bloo: $200.

Spongebob: Good thing I got this check from mr. Krabs. *gives 200 to Bloo*

*back in the kitchen*

Bloo: You got the 4?

Stewie: Yes. You got your 4?

Bloo: Yeah. We each keep 800 dollars.

Stewie: Deal.

*in the back yard*

Pikachu: *high* Your going down!

Ling-Ling: No your are!

Stewie: 3...2...1...fight!

*Pikachu falls down*

Ling-Ling: Wow, that easy.

Jeff: Eh the perosn who was out anyway was Pikachu. So off you go! *throws Pikachu over fence*


Tune in for episode 2!

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Drawn Survivor
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[superiorkart]

That's was a funny episode! ^_^

[bulletbill]

Pwnded! was pikachu. Odd never appeared int that chapter But who will win?

[lingmaster]

Why the hell should I tell you.