Post by superiorkart on May 20, 2006 15:31:42 GMT -5
Chapter 1
At the Drawn Together house, the six housemates where sitting in the couch watching T.V. Xandir was in the kitchen read a book, and all of a sudden, Toot came in the kitchen to mess with Xandir for the 20th time.
Toot: (talking lovely) Xandir. We're alone.
Xandir: Toot, this is the 20th time that you've been bothering me, and for the last time, I'm gay!
Toot: Please stop saying that. Please talk to me this time, pleeeease??
Xandir: (signs) Ok. So, what do you want to talk about??
Toot: Let's talk about losing weight.
Xandir: Wait a minute. Do you want to lose weight again??
Toot: Yeah. I'm tired of being fat, and our housemates are still teasing me. (starts crying)
Xandir: Don't worry, Toot. I'm sure that you'll lose weight again.
Toot: (stops crying) Oh, thank you, Xandir! They won't tease me anymore. May I get a kiss, sweetie??
Xandir: Um... sure.
Five seconds later they kissed, then Xandir left, quickly. Toot was so excited, and she went in the living room. The housemates saw the kissing, and they were smiling at Toot.
Toot: Guys. Why are you smiling at me??
Foxxy: We know what you did.
Clara: You and Xandir kissed.
Toot: Shut the fuck up, gay girls!
Ling Ling: I can't believe that the fat bitch kissed Xandir!
Wooldoor: It was deguisting.
Toot: That's not true!
Spanky: Fat bitches always wanted a kiss.
Captain Hero: Let's make fun of her!
Then...
The six housemates:(singing and teasing) Toot and Xandir sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Toot: (starts crying) I'll tell Xandir on you guys!! (runs off crying)
And then...
Wooldoor: That was annoying and funny!
Spanky: If I film it, the whole world will laugh.
Captain Hero: It looks like the fat bitch won't disturb us.
Ling Ling: I hope not.
Foxxy and Clara: (still laughing) The fat bitch is telling on her man! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'll put Chapter 2 later.
At the Drawn Together house, the six housemates where sitting in the couch watching T.V. Xandir was in the kitchen read a book, and all of a sudden, Toot came in the kitchen to mess with Xandir for the 20th time.
Toot: (talking lovely) Xandir. We're alone.
Xandir: Toot, this is the 20th time that you've been bothering me, and for the last time, I'm gay!
Toot: Please stop saying that. Please talk to me this time, pleeeease??
Xandir: (signs) Ok. So, what do you want to talk about??
Toot: Let's talk about losing weight.
Xandir: Wait a minute. Do you want to lose weight again??
Toot: Yeah. I'm tired of being fat, and our housemates are still teasing me. (starts crying)
Xandir: Don't worry, Toot. I'm sure that you'll lose weight again.
Toot: (stops crying) Oh, thank you, Xandir! They won't tease me anymore. May I get a kiss, sweetie??
Xandir: Um... sure.
Five seconds later they kissed, then Xandir left, quickly. Toot was so excited, and she went in the living room. The housemates saw the kissing, and they were smiling at Toot.
Toot: Guys. Why are you smiling at me??
Foxxy: We know what you did.
Clara: You and Xandir kissed.
Toot: Shut the fuck up, gay girls!
Ling Ling: I can't believe that the fat bitch kissed Xandir!
Wooldoor: It was deguisting.
Toot: That's not true!
Spanky: Fat bitches always wanted a kiss.
Captain Hero: Let's make fun of her!
Then...
The six housemates:(singing and teasing) Toot and Xandir sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
Toot: (starts crying) I'll tell Xandir on you guys!! (runs off crying)
And then...
Wooldoor: That was annoying and funny!
Spanky: If I film it, the whole world will laugh.
Captain Hero: It looks like the fat bitch won't disturb us.
Ling Ling: I hope not.
Foxxy and Clara: (still laughing) The fat bitch is telling on her man! Ha! Ha! Ha!
I'll put Chapter 2 later.