Post by superiorkart on May 21, 2006 8:16:31 GMT -5
Chapter 1
The Drawn Together gang were at vacation, and nobody wasn't at the Drawn Together house. It was a girl name Flexible Girl. She's a 30 year old lonely woman, and she secretly revived for some reason. She were walking down the street, crying in tears, that Captain Hero had treated her like a little bitch, and Wooldoor betrayed her. She were still walking, until it was a girl name Bleh, walking without being retarded, and she looks normal. They just noticed each other.
Flexible Girl: Who are you??
Bleh: I'm Bleh, and you might noticed me before.
Flexible Girl: I think you were retarded, until you found a cure.
Bleh: Yeah, I was so happy. My bitch-ass cousin treated me the wrong way, and I was upset.
Flexible Girl: Oh, I'm sorry.
Bleh: That's ok. At least she gone with her girlfriend and her friends on a vacation. Have you been treated wrong??
Flexible Girl: It's a long story, but the person who treated me wrong is Captain Hero.
Bleh: (gasp) You mean the bitch-ass sissy??
Flexible Girl: True. I'm his girlfriend, and bitch treated me the wrong way.
Bleh: He use to go on a date with me, and he never treated me wrong.
Flexible Girl: Why everybody hates me?? (starts crying)
Bleh: Don't cry. I'm sure that he isn't around you anymore.
Flexible Girl: Your right, Bleh. That motherfucking bitch need to die with his motherfucking bitch-ass. That punk-ass bitch ain't worth of shit, and that sissy need to burn in hell with his punk-ass! Fuck him!
Bleh: That's hardcore what you said.
Flexible Girl: Oh, thank you. I get angry sometimes.
Bleh: For some reason, you look cute and sexy when you're angry, and you're titties are so juicy and big.
Flexible Girl: (blushes) Oh, thank you. How old are you??
Bleh: 20.
Flexible Girl: I'm 30.
Bleh: Cool. I wonder why that Captain Hero is 28, and he treated a 30 year old the wrong way??
Flexible Girl: He's trying to act tough.
Bleh: Oh. You're Jewish?
Flexible Girl: Yep. I wish that I were white.
Bleh: Don't worry, sweetie. I don't care what race and age you are, but I love you, and I will be there for you.
Flexible Girl: (still blushes) Thanks. I love you too.
Bleh: Give me some sugar.
They kissed each other, then they went to Bleh's house. Everything looked straight in the house.
Flexible Girl: This is your house??
Bleh: Yep, and it never get fucked-up.
Flexible Girl: Oh. Thank you from sharing the house.
Bleh: No prob.
Flexible Girl: My family houses are always crappy, and it was worst 30 years of my motherfucking life.
Bleh: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Flexible Girl: That's ok. My parents don't give a damn about me after I died. They just standing there. Well, at least you're the only person that said you love me.
Bleh: And I will always be. May you marry me??
Flexible Girl: Oh, yes! At least my other wedding sucked.
Bleh: Our wedding will be better.
Flexible Girl: Before our wedding begins, let's kill Captain Hero.
Bleh: That's a great idea, honey. Let's do it right now.
Flexible Girl: I can't wait!
They went to the Drawn Together housemates vacation spot. The housemates (instead of Foxxy and Clara kissing each other) looked ay the lesbians holding hands. Captain Hero went near them, and sais "hey". After that, Flexible Girl uses her strecth powers to kill Captain Hero, and she did. After that, they fly away, then they got married, and lived happliy ever after. After one day, Wooldoor had to revive Captain Hero from using a Clum Baby, and Captain Hero will never treat somebody like a little bitch anymore.
The End
The Drawn Together gang were at vacation, and nobody wasn't at the Drawn Together house. It was a girl name Flexible Girl. She's a 30 year old lonely woman, and she secretly revived for some reason. She were walking down the street, crying in tears, that Captain Hero had treated her like a little bitch, and Wooldoor betrayed her. She were still walking, until it was a girl name Bleh, walking without being retarded, and she looks normal. They just noticed each other.
Flexible Girl: Who are you??
Bleh: I'm Bleh, and you might noticed me before.
Flexible Girl: I think you were retarded, until you found a cure.
Bleh: Yeah, I was so happy. My bitch-ass cousin treated me the wrong way, and I was upset.
Flexible Girl: Oh, I'm sorry.
Bleh: That's ok. At least she gone with her girlfriend and her friends on a vacation. Have you been treated wrong??
Flexible Girl: It's a long story, but the person who treated me wrong is Captain Hero.
Bleh: (gasp) You mean the bitch-ass sissy??
Flexible Girl: True. I'm his girlfriend, and bitch treated me the wrong way.
Bleh: He use to go on a date with me, and he never treated me wrong.
Flexible Girl: Why everybody hates me?? (starts crying)
Bleh: Don't cry. I'm sure that he isn't around you anymore.
Flexible Girl: Your right, Bleh. That motherfucking bitch need to die with his motherfucking bitch-ass. That punk-ass bitch ain't worth of shit, and that sissy need to burn in hell with his punk-ass! Fuck him!
Bleh: That's hardcore what you said.
Flexible Girl: Oh, thank you. I get angry sometimes.
Bleh: For some reason, you look cute and sexy when you're angry, and you're titties are so juicy and big.
Flexible Girl: (blushes) Oh, thank you. How old are you??
Bleh: 20.
Flexible Girl: I'm 30.
Bleh: Cool. I wonder why that Captain Hero is 28, and he treated a 30 year old the wrong way??
Flexible Girl: He's trying to act tough.
Bleh: Oh. You're Jewish?
Flexible Girl: Yep. I wish that I were white.
Bleh: Don't worry, sweetie. I don't care what race and age you are, but I love you, and I will be there for you.
Flexible Girl: (still blushes) Thanks. I love you too.
Bleh: Give me some sugar.
They kissed each other, then they went to Bleh's house. Everything looked straight in the house.
Flexible Girl: This is your house??
Bleh: Yep, and it never get fucked-up.
Flexible Girl: Oh. Thank you from sharing the house.
Bleh: No prob.
Flexible Girl: My family houses are always crappy, and it was worst 30 years of my motherfucking life.
Bleh: Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
Flexible Girl: That's ok. My parents don't give a damn about me after I died. They just standing there. Well, at least you're the only person that said you love me.
Bleh: And I will always be. May you marry me??
Flexible Girl: Oh, yes! At least my other wedding sucked.
Bleh: Our wedding will be better.
Flexible Girl: Before our wedding begins, let's kill Captain Hero.
Bleh: That's a great idea, honey. Let's do it right now.
Flexible Girl: I can't wait!
They went to the Drawn Together housemates vacation spot. The housemates (instead of Foxxy and Clara kissing each other) looked ay the lesbians holding hands. Captain Hero went near them, and sais "hey". After that, Flexible Girl uses her strecth powers to kill Captain Hero, and she did. After that, they fly away, then they got married, and lived happliy ever after. After one day, Wooldoor had to revive Captain Hero from using a Clum Baby, and Captain Hero will never treat somebody like a little bitch anymore.
The End
