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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 19:33:47 GMT -5
I was going to say I was just fucking with you when she said well I have stories in my Blog but she came.
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 19, 2006 19:34:21 GMT -5
Oh. Well, I got tricked again.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 19:36:01 GMT -5
No you got saved damn I'll get you next time pal. But I'm not going to get off topic.
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 19, 2006 19:37:20 GMT -5
Oh. Well, the cussing was funny at your story.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 19:41:43 GMT -5
Thank you my friend.
And Lorelei if you read the top a I'm not mad so it's not like you have to say sorry.
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 19, 2006 19:42:56 GMT -5
You really did something to her.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 19:48:04 GMT -5
What are you talking about who said I did any thing to Lorelei?
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 19, 2006 19:48:53 GMT -5
Oh, sorry.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 19:51:15 GMT -5
You don't have to say sorry I was just asking.
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 19, 2006 19:51:56 GMT -5
Oh, ok then.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 20, 2006 0:22:16 GMT -5
Captain Hero and The League of Heroes: Chapter 2: Captain Hero's New Team
Narrator: After Captain Hero stomped the hell out of Toxics balls five days pasted by now and after Captain Hero went the League of Heroes hang out and cryed like a pussy for for the first 3 days but then he got himself together and now ready to get a new team.
So he tapes sign up passes all over the city hoping someone would join and after another 3 days pasted he gets phone calls by 4 super heroes and he told them what time to come.
Captain Hero:(Gay voice) YAY!!! todays the day for sign up I'm so happy.
Narrator: Then one of the heroes opens up the door.
Captain Hero: Hello my name is Captain Hero and you are.
The Stone: Stone my name is Stone(Parody of The Thing from the Fantastic Four)
Captain Hero: I know you aren't you from the Fantastic Whores right?.
The Stone: Yeah I was a Super Whore ha ha get it super whore I'm a super hero and I'm a Super whore.
Captain Hero:(Laughing Gay) I get it so your a man whore also none as a He-Bitcch (Laughs even louder)
The Stone:(Stops Laughinh) No I prefer Super Whore.
Captain Hero:(Stops) Okay you crazy ass she-bitch super whore.
Narrator: Then another super hero walks in wearing all black.
Captain Hero: Eh............hi you must be........
Dark Chick: Dark Chick(Parody of Raven from Teen Titans)
Captain Hero: Right your goth right?
Dark Chick: What the fuck do you think your a empty shell coming from a parents who adopted and tride to kill you.
Captain Hero:(Crys)
The Stone: Hey bitch I hope your not going to act like that the whole time your here right?
Dark Chick: If I am I probably will be in ythe darkest palce of the coldest part of the basement.
The Stone: I'm sorry but you are co co for Coco puffs.
Dark Chick: Then exepct it you none believe God worshiper.
Narrator: Dark Chick says as she goes in the Basement. Then another Hero walks in.
Captain Hero: (Stops crying) Hi I'm C.................. it can't be is that you.
Pussy-Face: Yeah it's me your old roommate Pussy-Face.
Captain Hero: Yeah the guy with the Pussy for a nose how can I forget.
The Stone: Oh my fucking God a a man with a Virgina for a nose what is his powers.
Captain Hero: He can shoot white stuff at you that's stickey.
Pussy-Face: Wow it's a little dusty in her I think I'm going to sneeze.
The Stone: What happens when he sneezes Captain?
Captain Hero: Nothing it just looks nasty.
Narrator: Then Pussy-Face walks up to Stone and says hello and sticks out his hand.
The Stone: I don't want to shake your hand because yop might have picked your nose.
Narrator: Then the last heo walks in.
Captain Hero: You must be............noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
UFG: I'm back and ready to get married.
Pussy-Face: Man would I like to smell her.
To Be Continued.
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Post by superiorkart on Jun 20, 2006 11:35:15 GMT -5
Wow... that was funny.
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 20, 2006 14:43:18 GMT -5
Pussy-Face at first I was going to name him Virgina-Man but Pussy-Face is more funny to me.
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Post by lorelei on Jun 20, 2006 17:04:47 GMT -5
LMAO!! Interesting visuals!
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 20, 2006 18:30:22 GMT -5
Why thank you I wanted to add something nasty yet funny.
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