Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jun 19, 2006 15:53:28 GMT -5
Warning: Sexual Content, Gore Liolence, Graphic Language Racism
Created by: Ling-Ling's Twin
Captain Hero and The League of Heroes: Chapter 1: Captain Hero's little trip
Story Line: After the Drawn Together series ended (I don't know when Drawn Together series is gonig to end that's why I just said when the series ended) Captain Hero went back to the league of heroes.
But what he didn't know was that while he was gone the league of heroes were killed by Captain Hero's rivils Poker( Parody of Joker from Batman) and his burned victim brother Toxic( Parody of Venom from Spider-man and Captain Hero needed to get rid of them for what they did.
Narrator: As Captain Hero arrives on Poker and Toxic hang out castle on a island he bangs on the huge gigantic brown door door like crazy.
Captain Hero: Poker and Toxic I know you two assholes ae in there now open this damn door.
Narrator: A speaker box comes out in front of Captain Hero then Poker talked back.
Poker: (Laughs) well well well if it ain't my arch nemesis Captain Shero faggit ass.
Captain Hero:(Gay voice) I'm not a faggit you are.
Poker: Listen to your self our the biggest pussy ever.
Toxic: Move over hello Captain Hero is that you?
Captain Heor: Toxic you son of a bitch let me in before I kick the fucking door down.
Toxic: Why didn't you do that in ze first place?
Captain Hero................don't you mock me I'll fucking kill you for what you did to my teammates!!!!!!!
Narrator: Captain Hero said as he kicked down the door and flys up and up looking for Toxic and Poker.
Toxic: Holy shit brother he's on his way in here.
Poker: So the fuck what as long as were in this room he will never find us.
Narrator: Then Captain Hero kicks down the door in the room Toxic and Poker was in.
Poker: Aw shit
Captain Hero: Now feel my wrath!!
Narrator: Captain Hero said as he shot a laser beam out his eyes and shot Toxic in the leg.
Toxic: Oww holy shit you fucking crazy ass pyschopath Poker help me!!!
Poker: Fuck that I'm out of here Poker said as he jumped out the window from a 500 stories window into the ocean
Captain Hero: That works two.
Narrator: Then Captain Hero walks up to Toxic and stomps on his balls sixteen times in arrow.
Toxic: Jesus! hero!
Captain Hero: Does that hurt you piece of shit huh?
Narrator: Captain Hero says as he stomps on his balls twenty times in arrow and blood begins to come out.
Toxic: I'm!!! sorry!!! God!!!! I'm!!! sorry!! please please no more stomping!!!!! (crys)
Captain Hero: My work here is done now I just have to get a new league of heroes team.
Narrator: Captain Hero says as he stomps on his balls five more times then flys away.
Captain Hero while in the sky: I did it for you team I did it for us!!
Narrator: Toxic then gets up and walks to the mirror.
Toxic: My nuts my nuts(crys) my brother may be dea but Captain Hero theres no stopping my new plan.
To Be Continued.
Created by: Ling-Ling's Twin
Captain Hero and The League of Heroes: Chapter 1: Captain Hero's little trip
Story Line: After the Drawn Together series ended (I don't know when Drawn Together series is gonig to end that's why I just said when the series ended) Captain Hero went back to the league of heroes.
But what he didn't know was that while he was gone the league of heroes were killed by Captain Hero's rivils Poker( Parody of Joker from Batman) and his burned victim brother Toxic( Parody of Venom from Spider-man and Captain Hero needed to get rid of them for what they did.
Narrator: As Captain Hero arrives on Poker and Toxic hang out castle on a island he bangs on the huge gigantic brown door door like crazy.
Captain Hero: Poker and Toxic I know you two assholes ae in there now open this damn door.
Narrator: A speaker box comes out in front of Captain Hero then Poker talked back.
Poker: (Laughs) well well well if it ain't my arch nemesis Captain Shero faggit ass.
Captain Hero:(Gay voice) I'm not a faggit you are.
Poker: Listen to your self our the biggest pussy ever.
Toxic: Move over hello Captain Hero is that you?
Captain Heor: Toxic you son of a bitch let me in before I kick the fucking door down.
Toxic: Why didn't you do that in ze first place?
Captain Hero................don't you mock me I'll fucking kill you for what you did to my teammates!!!!!!!
Narrator: Captain Hero said as he kicked down the door and flys up and up looking for Toxic and Poker.
Toxic: Holy shit brother he's on his way in here.
Poker: So the fuck what as long as were in this room he will never find us.
Narrator: Then Captain Hero kicks down the door in the room Toxic and Poker was in.
Poker: Aw shit
Captain Hero: Now feel my wrath!!
Narrator: Captain Hero said as he shot a laser beam out his eyes and shot Toxic in the leg.
Toxic: Oww holy shit you fucking crazy ass pyschopath Poker help me!!!
Poker: Fuck that I'm out of here Poker said as he jumped out the window from a 500 stories window into the ocean
Captain Hero: That works two.
Narrator: Then Captain Hero walks up to Toxic and stomps on his balls sixteen times in arrow.
Toxic: Jesus! hero!
Captain Hero: Does that hurt you piece of shit huh?
Narrator: Captain Hero says as he stomps on his balls twenty times in arrow and blood begins to come out.
Toxic: I'm!!! sorry!!! God!!!! I'm!!! sorry!! please please no more stomping!!!!! (crys)
Captain Hero: My work here is done now I just have to get a new league of heroes team.
Narrator: Captain Hero says as he stomps on his balls five more times then flys away.
Captain Hero while in the sky: I did it for you team I did it for us!!
Narrator: Toxic then gets up and walks to the mirror.
Toxic: My nuts my nuts(crys) my brother may be dea but Captain Hero theres no stopping my new plan.
To Be Continued.
