The Not-So-Amazing Race

[Princess Clara Owns]

(OOC: FINALLY, I opened it up. I'll get 'er started.)

The Housemates were gathered around the producer in a circle around the Producer in the middle of Central Park, NYC.

"Welcome, Housemates." The producer said, as dramatically as possible. "To the, uh... um, *Coughing to muffle words* Not-So *End coughing* Amazing race."

The housemates Ohhh and Ahhhh.

"It's quite simple." The Producer went on. "Whoever gets to the final destination first, wins. However, this journey will have many legs, with many difficult tasks, and puzzles. The first leg of the race starts here." He continued on, the housemates staring at him. "Your first clue is located..." *Dramatic Pause* "At the top floor of the Empire State building!"

The housemates all stood still, and then looked at each other, confused.

"Oh, right, Teams, I forgot." The Producer said, fumbling with a piece of paper, and then Reading the teams aloud.

"Now.... GO!" He yelled.

*Blank stare from the Housemates*

"Goddamn it! Get with your teammate and GO! NOOOW!" He screamed, and pulled out a Revolver and shot it into the air.


(OOC: Take it away somebody!)

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

(OOC: Whoa it's open yeppey)

Well none of you better not get in me and my partners way because your going to be eating dust Ling-Ling said.

[lingmaster]

"WHEEE! Come on Ling-Ling! Let's go!" Wooldoor said as he started to run out the door.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

(OOC: Your on my team not Captain Heros team)

[lingmaster]

(D'OH! I is stupid. I'll edit it)

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

(OOC: Don't beat yourself up you made a mistake it happens)

Okay were going to tare these bitches apart and try to keep up with me Wooldoor Ling-Ling said jogging in place.

[lingmaster]

"Wait Ling-Ling, I have a better idea." Wooldoor said as he opened his ass and pulled out a bike built for two.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Fine but I ride shot gun Ling-Ling said.

[lingmaster]

"What ever you say Ling-Ling. WHEEE!!!" Wooldoor said as Ling-Ling jumped in the front while Wooldoor was in the back.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

Smoke this and you'll look cool a no mess up Ling-Ling good riding Ling-Ling said.

[lingmaster]

"Okay!" Wooldoor said.

[Ling-Ling's Twin]

But before we go I got to take a crap Ling-Ling said as he ran to the bathroom.

[lingmaster]

Wooldoor sits there picking his nose.

[Princess Clara Owns]

Spanky turned and looked at Foxxy. "I sure as hell ain't waiting for you!" He yelled, and turned and ran through Central Park.

[lorelei]

"Hold up!" yelled Foxxy, trying to catch up, then slowed down as she fell into a coughing fit. "Damn, I've gots to quits them cigarettes." she said.