Post by Val Emerald on Aug 26, 2021 15:25:03 GMT -5
The Jew Producer: Hello, Fanfic Readers. In this episode, Our own animal housemates Mr donkey, Ling-Ling, And Spanky Join an animal rights group. However, The resident sexy mystery solver, Foxxy Love gets suspicious about the group's president. Drawn together and its characters belong to Dave Jeser and Matt Silverstein, Double Hemm, Roughdraft Studios, And Comedy Partners. Abbi and Mr Donkey are original characters owned by the author of this fanfiction. Enjoy.
Set after Sore Loser, Abbi (In her normal attire and magenta hair) gradually opens her eyes and wakes up in her bed. She then looks around the bedroom in observation before she steadily gets out of her bed and walks toward the bedroom door. She cautiously opens the door and peaks her head out to look around the hallway. She then sees the forlorn Wooldoor walking out of the boys bedroom until he notices her which makes him gasp in joy as he runs towards her, Hugs her, and twirls her around.
Wooldoor:(Shedding tears of joy) Abbi! You're alive!!!!!
When Wooldoor stops twirling Abbi around, She soon gets dizzy and leans on a wall for support.
Abbi:(Woozily) So does this mean that Mr Donkey and I are... Cursed like our fellow housemates?
Wooldoor:(Cheerfully) If that means coming back to life every time you and Mr Donkey die, You sure are!
Abbi:(Turns horrified) Terrific...
Wooldoor:(Blissfully unaware) It sure is! (Jumps in glee) Whee!
Abbi:(Confessional)(Dismayed) Well, At least someone's happy that I'm cursed...
The Jew Producer:(Announcing through the speakers) Attention, Housemates! In just a few minutes, There's going to be a team trivia challenge today! The captains of each team are... Captain Hero and Foxxy Love!
Later in the backyard, There are two long tables with five chairs (One table covered with a blue cloth, the other with an orange cloth) standing across from each other. Captain Hero and Foxxy stand in front of each table while the rest of the housemates stand in a slight distance from them and the Jew Producer stands at a podium in the middle of the tables.
Jew Producer:(Announcing) The captains will choose one housemate each to join their team one at a time. Since She's the housemate I wanna fuck the most, Foxxy will pick first.
Captain Hero:(Whines) Aw, Foxxy always gets to go first!
The Jew Producer: Okay, Foxxy. Who is your first pick?
Foxxy:(Puts her finger on her cheek and thinks for a second) Hmm, The Foxxy's first pick will be... Xandir!
Xandir:(Gasps in glee) Oh my god! Thank you, Foxxy! I won't let you down!
Xandir then joyfully walks to the orange table and sits behind it.
Captain Hero:(Lecherously) Since It's my turn to pick next, I will choosing who I think is the sexiest out of all the housemates.
Clara and Abbi then look at him with disgust.
Captain Hero: Mr Donkey.
Mr Donkey then sourly walks over to the blue table and sits behind it.
Foxxy: Clara, I knows we had our squabbles but the Foxxy's picking ya next.
Clara:(Smiles at Foxxy) Even though You didn't pick me first, I will be a good asset to your team because of my knowledge of the bible.
Clara walks over to the orange table and sits behind it.
Captain Hero: My next pick will be my bro, Spanky!
Spanky:(Smiles) Ha ha! Sweet!
Spanky then walks over to Captain hero and gives him a high five before he sits behind the blue table.
Foxxy: Tootie, Come over here!
Toot:(Relieved) Thank god I'm not on Captain Hero's team!
Toot then proceeds to sit behind the orange table.
Captain hero:(Affectionately) Wooly Booly, Come join my team, Little buddy.
Wooldoor:(Raises his arms up in excitement) Whee!
Wooldoor cheerfully runs to the blue table and sits behind it.
Foxxy:(Kindly) Since I didn't want her to picked last because she's new. I's picking Abbi.
Abbi(Whose hair color is now orange):(Politely smiles) Thank you, Ms Love.
Abbi then proceeds to sit behind the orange table.
Captain Hero:(Begrudgingly) Ugh. Since I have no one else to pick, I guess I'll have to pick Ling-Ling.
Ling-Ling then uses his tail to give Captain Hero "the middle finger" as he sits behind the blue table.
Ling-Ling:(Confessional)(Japorean)(Angrily) WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT BIG OAFISH DUMB ASS?!!!!!!! Helo's too stupid to even tell the difference between a greek girl and a goat!
The Jew Producer:(Announcing) Alright, Everyone. Here are the rules to this challenge. I ask each team ten questions which one of them has to answer. If they get an answer right, They earn a point. Whichever team has the most points wins the challenge and one mall gift card for each member.
Housemates:(In awe) Oooooh!
The Jew Producer: Now lets start with the blue team. (To the blue team) Here's your first question. What is a cat breed with no tail called?
Ling-Ling:(Eagerly raises his hand) Manx!
The Jew Producer: Correct! That's one point for the blue team!
Captain Hero:(Angrily grabs Ling-Ling by the neck and whispers to him) Listen to me, You little rat. Since I'm the captain and only human on this team, I'm the one who should be answering all the questions.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Confused) Aren't you actually an alien from planet zebulon?
Captain Hero:(Angrily) SILENCE!!
The Jew Producer: This question's for the orange team. (To the orange team) Which animal has the most lethal poison?
Abbi:(Politely raises her hand) That would be the poison arrow frog, Sir.
The Jew Producer: Correct. One point for the orange team.
Xandir:(Puts his hand on Abbi"s shoulder in pride.) You did great, Sweetie!
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Smirks in pride) Before long, Foxxy's team is wiping the blue team's asses because Captain Hero kept guessing all of the answers wrong.
By the time The Jew Producer asks the blue team the tenth question, Captain Hero eagerly raises his hand.
Captain Hero: My anus!
The Jew Producer:(Annoyed) Captain Hero, That was the ninth time you answered that and It's still wrong. The correct answer to "What does epidermis mean?" is the skin.
The Jew Producer then walks over to the orange table.
The Jew Producer:(Dismissively to the orange team) Since the blue team got the last answer wrong and only got one answer right whereas you got nine right, I guess I won't have to ask you guys the tenth question which means congratulations. You win the challenge and the mall gift cards.
The orange team soon cheers while the blue team groans in defeat.
Captain Hero:(Frustrated) If it wasn't for the small orange animal on my team, We would've won!
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Annoyed) If it wasn't for Ring-Ring, We wouldn't have gotten a point at all!
Captain Hero:(Scoffs at Ling-Ling) Sure, Brag about getting one point right. You're still just a small animal who's not as worthwhile as us humans.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Frustrated at Captain Hero) ALIEN! You're a fucking ALIEN!!!
Later in a bar, Ling-Ling sadly sits on a stool and drinks out of a beer mug. He then notices Spanky sitting next to him trying to drown his sorrows as well.
Spanky:(Sadly noticing Ling-Ling) Hey kid. What are you here for?
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Depressed) Ugh, Ring-Ring drinking because of being underestimated for not being human.
Spanky:(Puts his hand on Ling-Ling's shoulder in sympathy) Hey. I feel ya, Man. A lot of people only see me as a fat disgusting pig. Even though It's true, It does hurt my feelings.
Mr Donkey then sourly sits next to Spanky which makes Spanky and Ling-Ling notice him.
Mr Donkey:(Bitterly) Why the fuck am I not surprised that we've been treated poorly by humans just because we're not the same as them? Since the 50's, We animals have been used and mistreated on circuses, movies and television shows all the time. Since my sitcom ended, I haven't trusted any human since.
Ling-Ling and Spanky then look at Mr Donkey in sadness.
Spanky:(Gets determined) Hey, I have an idea. How bout we three have an animal alliance. An alliance where humans can suck our dicks.
Mr Donkey:(Concurrent) That doesn't sound like a bad idea to me.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Stands on his stool in determination) Fuck the humans!
Spanky and Mr Donkey: Yeah! Fuck them!
Spanky:(Calms down) Except Foxxy, Of course.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean) Yeah, Foxxy half human and half fox.
Spanky:(Smiles) Plus, She's hot.
Mr Donkey and Ling-Ling nod in agreement. A middle aged woman with short blond hair wearing a pink blazer and dress then approaches the three animal housemates.
Woman:(Smiles at Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling Ling) Hello. I can't help but overhear how much you have an animosity for humans. I'm Penny Talbut. I'm the head of an organization called "C.W.A.L.T.A". It means "Civilians who are loving to animals".
Spanky:(Sourly to Penny) But you're also a human. Why the hell should we trust you?
Penny:(Smiles at the three housemates in assurance) As an organization, CWALTA wants all animals to be free.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Intrigued) Hmm, Ring-Ring think that Cwarta sounds interesting.
Penny: Hey, I have an idea. Why don't you three join our organization?
Spanky:(Smiles and shrugs) Sounds good to me.
Mr Donkey:(Begrudgingly) Okay.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Smiles) Yes. Ring-Ring Join.
Penny: Good. I'll see you at our meeting.
Later, CWALTA holds a meeting in their boardroom in their building. Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling then enter the boardroom which prompts Penny to jovially approach them.
Penny:(Smiles) Well, If it isn't our new animal friends, Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling! Let me lead you to your seats.
Penny then leads Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling to the three seats right in front of a large screened television.
Spanky:(Looks at the television in curiosity) Hey Penny, Are you gonna show us something on tv?
Penny:(Affably smiles) Why yes. What I'm about to show you three is what CWALTA is all about.
As one of the members of CWALTA turns all the lights off, Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling watch several clips of cruel owners abusing their pets, Several animals being used as lab experiments, And Kanye West talking which horrifies them. After They're done watching the clips, Penny approaches them.
Penny:(Sympathetically) Unlike us, Every other human is cruel, Selfish, And tyrannical. You three should only trust us and other animals from now on.
Spanky:(Raises his hand in curiosity) Do half humans and sockbats count as humans too?
Penny:(Smiles in confusion) I Don't know what sockbats are, But yes. They count as humans too.
Spanky:(Smiles at Penny in appreciation) Ma'am, We would like to thank you for making us realize how horrible other human beings really are. We have a good feeling that there is nothing that could possibly be wrong with you or any of the other members of Cwalta.
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Suspicious) Since that trivia challenge, Ling-Ling, Spanky, And Mr Donkey have been acting real weird. Lately, They're being all angry and hostile to all of us.
Later, Captain Hero flies through the wall of the household and lands on the front lawn.
Captain Hero:(Puts his hands on his hips in pride) Ah, Since that twelve year old boy and donkey joined the show, I feel like a brand new superhero with a purpose. (Turns lecherous) And that purpose is to fuck them.
Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling then angrily stomp towards Captain Hero.
Captain Hero:(Sleazily smiles at Mr Donkey) Well, Does a certain sexy donkey want to have his way with me?
Mr Donkey:(Snaps at Captain Hero) Can it, You fucking perverted human!
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Yells at Captain Hero in rage) We have had enough of you people treating us like lesser species because we are not human or humanoid!
Captain Hero:(Clueless) So... You're not happy with us humans treating you like the lesser species even though you really are?
Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling:(Makes a donkey face) Uh, DUUH!!
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Angrily towards Captain Hero) Go back to your home planet, Humanoid alien!
Captain Hero:(Is about to cry) But... I destroyed my home planet...
Captain Hero then bawls like a woman as he runs through the same household wall.
Later, When Clara starts humming to her animal friends in the back yard, Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling angrily stomp towards her.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Angrily towards Clara) We animals are tired of you treating us like subservient beings!! YOU are the subservient being!!
Clara:(Offended) How dare you try to impersonate the princess!
Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling then look at each other in bafflement.
Later, Xandir's sitting outside on a pool lounge chair doing his manicure until Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling approach him.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Furious at Xandir) We animals deserve to have rights like everyone else!! Your kind should know better than to belittle us like that, Homosapien!!
Xandir:(Offended) First off, I'm very surprised at you for what you just said. And second of all, I'm a homosexual.
Spanky:(Assuring) We don't hate ya cause you're gay. We just hate you because you're human.
Mr Donkey:(Shrugs at Xandir) I'm old, But I'll get used to it.
Xandir:(Touched) Aww, That's so sweet... But I'm not a human either. I'm an elf.
Later, Toot's in the kitchen eating from the fridge until Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling enter the kitchen.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Furiously points at toot) You have no right to live among us! You're a half human and half cow!
Toot:(Offended) Hey! I'm aaaaall human and no cow, Assholes!!
Toot then proceeds to walk outside and graze on the grass like a cow.
Later in the living room, Wooldoor's happily playing with a paddle ball until Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling approach him.
Spanky:(Angrily points at Wooldoor) You're... (Starts to get confused) Uh... Uh... You're... (Gets angry again) Not an animal! So we hate you!
Wooldoor:(Starts to sniffle) You guys are so mean!
Wooldoor then cries as he runs upstairs.
Later, Abbi's in the girls bedroom feeding her five new blue octopuses in her fish tank until Mr Donkey, Spanky, And Ling-Ling approach her.
Spanky:(Chidingly towards Abbi) Hey! Half human half frog! We don't like your kind around here!
Abbi:(Confused) Half human half frog? I'm afraid you gentlemen must be mistaken. I am one hundred percent human and have no amphibian genes in me.
Mr Donkey:(Angrily points at the fish tank) And what are you doing keeping these innocent little sea creatures as "Captives"?! They should all be set free! Free, I tells ya! (Puts his hand in the tank water to try to retrieve an octopus.)
Abbi:(Waves her hands in protest) Wait! I wouldn't touch those if I were you! If you even lay one finger on one of them, The poison on the skin will-
Mr Donkey soon grabs an octopus which makes his skin turn blue, Let the octopus go, Collapse on the floor, and die.
Abbi:(Winces)-Kill you...
Later, When Foxxy enters the household through the front door, Spanky and Ling-Ling soon approach her.
Spanky:(Hostile towards Foxxy) Well well well. If it isn't a human who's also half fox.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Bitterly towards Foxxy) You aught to be ashamed of yourself for your human ways!
Foxxy:(Looks at Spanky and Ling-Ling in confusion) My human what?
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Suspicious) When Spanky and Ling-Ling were being all berating toward me for being human, I knew that there was something going on with them that made them act like that. So Foxxy decides to follow them and see what would cause them to act all hostile.
Later outside the CWALTA building, Spanky and Ling-Ling walk towards the door while Foxxy peers at them behind a bush.
Spanky:(Smiles) Well, Ling-Ling? It's time for another meeting with cwalta.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Smiles at Spanky) Which means "Civilians who are loving to animals".
As Spanky and Ling-Ling walk inside the building, Foxxy sneakily follows them by door and tails them until she sees a door that says "Secret File Room" which prompts her to stealthily walk towards the door, Open it, And enter the room.
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Dismayed) As Foxxy was looking around the secret file room, I discovered something in the files that made my skin crawl.
As Foxxy opens a file cabinet, She skims through some files until she sees a file that says "Our very own secret plans" which prompts her to open it. She then gasps in horror as soon as she reads it.
Foxxy:(Confessional)(Determined) As Foxxy's reading Cwalta's secret file, I discovered that Cwalta doesn't mean "Civilians who are loving to animals"! Cwalta actually stands for "Cunts who are liars to animals"! (Turns worried) Foxxy's also discovered that Cwalta plans to "Free" animals by exterminating them! I then realized that It's up to Foxxy to save them!
Foxxy then frantically runs out of the secret file room and runs around the building.
Foxxy:(Yells in worry) Spanky! Ling-Ling! Where are you?!
Foxxy then sees a bald white man in a gray short sleeved shirt and blue pants walking by her which prompts her to run towards him.
Foxxy:(To the bald man) Excuse me, Do ya know where Spanky and Ling-Ling are? One of them is a pig with one thick brow and the other is a small orange battle monster.
Bald man:(To Foxxy) I believe they're being led to the "Freedom chamber" three doors to your right.
Foxxy:(To the Bald man) Thank you.
Meanwhile in the Euthanasia room, Penny and the Cwalta members lead Spanky and Ling-Ling to the gas chamber.
Penny:(Falsely smiles at Spanky and Ling-Ling) This is the "Freedom chamber". This is the place where animals can finally be set free from all human beings' expectations.
Spanky:(Smiles in satisfaction at Penny) Well, If that means I can be free to shit and piss anytime I want, Then set me free, Baby.
Penny then leads Spanky to the chamber, Closes the door with him inside, And turns the gas on.
Penny:(Smiles) Ling-Ling? Would you like to join Spanky in freedom?
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Eagerly nods at Penny) Yeah Yeah! Ring-Ring want freedom!
Penny almost leads Ling-Ling to the chamber as well until Foxxy slams the entrance door open.
Foxxy:(Determined) Not so fast, Cwalta cunts! Foxxy knows what y'all are really doing! (Pleading towards Ling-Ling) Ling-Ling, those people ain't what they say they are! They don't really care about animal rights! They's just trying to manipulate you into hating every other human so that they'll be having the opportunity to kill you in the gas chamber room!
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Looks at the chamber room in horror) Holy shit! Now I know why that chamber looks familiar!
Penny and the Cwalta members then look at Foxxy in anger.
Penny:(Glowers at Foxxy) Well, Looks like some snooping know it all has just discovered our true plan. We certainly can't have that secret in public. Members? Get her.
The Cwalta members aggressively try to run toward Foxxy and attack her but Foxxy knocks them all out with her punches and kicks. Penny then uses her arm to grab Foxxy's neck from behind and drags the struggling and kicking Foxxy to the chamber room.
Foxxy:(Panicking) Ling-Ling! Help me!
Ling-Ling then makes a stance in determination before he jumps out at Penny and uses a battle monster power to horizontally slice Penny Talbut in half which kills her. The rest of the members then regain their consciousness and see Penny's dead body.
Member:(Screams in horror) Hey! The head of our organization is dead!!
Another member:(Glares at Foxxy and Ling-Ling) Lets free these two to avenge her death.
The Cwalta members angrily walk toward Foxxy and Ling-Ling which prompts the determined Ling-Ling to Jump out at them and use his battle monster powers to slice some of them in half, Disembowel some, Decapitate some, And Give the rest of them extremely expensive dry cleaner bills which makes them die of heart attacks.
Foxxy:(Touched) Ling-Ling, Ya saved my life! Thank you! (Realizes something which makes her gasp in horror) Oh lordy! We's gotta rescue Spanky!
Foxxy and Ling-Ling then frantically run to the gas chamber, Turn the gas off, Open the door, And find Spanky's carcass with soiled pants in a pile of fecal matter lying inside.
Foxxy:(Hangs her head down in sadness as she closes the chamber door) Oh, poor Spanky. We's too late to save him...
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Remorseful) Foxxy, Ring-Ring sorry for hostile behavior towards you and other human housemates.
Foxxy:(Sadly looks at Ling-Ling) Well, You acting hostile to us wasn't entirely unjustified. Some of us really are assholes.
Ling-Ling then nods at Foxxy in agreement.
Foxxy and Ling-Ling then notice several animals such as dogs, cats, and several farm animals sadly locked in their cages which prompts the two housemates to look at each other.
Ling-Ling:(Confessional)(Japorean) Ring-Ring and Foxxy decide to do the honorable thing be rescuing all of the animals from Cwarta... And set the Cwarta building on fire...
Later, Foxxy, Ling-Ling, and all of the animals in cages are standing outside as they see the entire Cwalta building on fire.
Ling-Ling:(Japorean)(Softly looks up at Foxxy) Where can the animals go now?
Foxxy:(Sadly) Anywhere but here, Ling-Ling. Anywhere but here...
END