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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Jul 18, 2006 18:09:23 GMT -5
Coolio! A beach wedding, never been to one of those... Been to one on a cruise ship though.. That was cool. Hey Mr. N! Good to see ya. "And now for something completely different." *FALLS OFF CHAIR LAUGHING* Read this, I beg of you! www.skippyslist.com/skippylist.htmlROFL!!!! |
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Post by lorelei on Jul 18, 2006 18:21:36 GMT -5
LMAO!!
*continues to scroll*
Ya know I would have constructed close to the same thing if I was stuck over there bored stiff. Must save this!
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Jul 18, 2006 18:25:31 GMT -5
This is so funny! "I will not call the SAS "Wankers"."
"Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are."
"Crucifixes do not ward off officers, and I should not test that"
"Nerve Gas is not funny."
LMAO!
"When asked to give a few words at a military ceremony “Romper Bomper Stomper Boo” is probably not appropriate."
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Jul 18, 2006 18:30:12 GMT -5
145. I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.
146. Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same.
147. I should not threaten suicide with pop rocks and Coke ®.
148. Putting red “Mike and Ike's” ® into a prescription medicine bottle, and then eating them all in a formation is not funny.
HAHAHAHAHAHHA! OH MY GOD! THIS IS HILARIOUS!
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Post by lorelei on Jul 18, 2006 18:33:09 GMT -5
203. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys" is a bad long term goal to give the re-enlistment NCO.
204. NEVER nail a stuffed bunny to a cross and put it up in front of the Battalion Headquarters sign as an "Easter Desecration."
Wow......
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Post by lorelei on Jul 18, 2006 18:35:26 GMT -5
206. Not allowed to get shot.
Then....
207. The Chicken and Rice MRE is *not* a personal lubricant. (Skippy wanted this noted for the record that this is not something he has ever attempted or considered! It was something we heard at dinner on 22 September 2001 and it was just so obscene it had to go here.)
holy crap! I'm bringing this to Pennsic - *if* I go. Big if.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Jul 18, 2006 18:40:48 GMT -5
167. Not allowed to operate a business out of the barracks.
168. Especially not a pornographic movie studio.
169. Not even if they *are* “especially patriotic films”
LOL!
Just finished reading them all. Wow, that was funny. My favourite was "Claymore mines are not filled with yummy candy, and it is wrong to tell new soldiers that they are."
That one deserves a place in my favourites. Funny stuff. Anyway, I'm going to go plop myself in front of the TV for a while. Oieeeee.... Wankers.... *Shakes head*. ;D
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Post by lorelei on Jul 18, 2006 18:42:12 GMT -5
*skimming again*
156. I will no longer perform “lap-dances” while in uniform.
157. If I take the uniform off, in the course of the lap-dance, it still counts.
158. The revolution is not now.
159. When detained by MP's, I do not have a right to a strip search.
160. No part of the military uniform is edible.
161. Bodychecking General officers is not a good idea.
162. Past lives have absolutely no effect on the chain of command.
Then....
163. Take that hat off.
I love the random normal-er-ness of some of this stuff.
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Post by lorelei on Jul 18, 2006 18:44:58 GMT -5
opps. We've got a storm coming. nasty one too. fuck.
Laters!!
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Post by lorelei on Jul 29, 2006 14:35:12 GMT -5
Wow...quiet. Hope everyone is staying cool and doing something fun!!
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jul 29, 2006 17:10:54 GMT -5
Not me man this summer sucks balls.
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Post by superiorkart on Jul 31, 2006 11:12:58 GMT -5
My summer sucks too, and it's boring as fuck.
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Post by Princess Clara Owns on Jul 31, 2006 17:54:51 GMT -5
B-b-boring! How is THAT possible? Its an easy problem to solve! Fun is the easiest emotion to have!
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Post by lorelei on Jul 31, 2006 18:17:21 GMT -5
Yeah, what PCO said!!
Sometimes I'd give anything for a side of boring, because it translates to Me Time.
Then again, I'm a LOT older than all of you...goddammit where's my cane?
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Post by Ling-Ling's Twin on Jul 31, 2006 18:58:36 GMT -5
Only one damn month until I have to go back to the gayest place in the world.
SCHOOL!!!
Captain Hero: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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